She looks like Celine Dion’s slightly better looking sister.
Miss Missouri Erin O’Flaherty has made headlines for becoming the first openly lesbian contestant to win a state title in the Miss America pageant.
After expressing her joy, she was careful to point out that her tenure as Miss Missouri ‘will not be solely about the fact that I’m gay’.
‘While I honor the LGBT community and I am proud to be part of it, I have goals that have nothing to do with my sexuality. I encourage people to understand that this is who I am but it’s not all that I am.’
She has chosen to shine a light on suicide prevention, an issue she says is particularly important with young gay people.
What’s that I heard about a Missouri Mule?
Her name sounds like a habitual farter.
Imagine if Bert Parks were still alive:
There ZE is….Mis…I mean…er…ahhh… O fuck it! I quit!
Farter?. Is that a word?
I wonder why people who are screwed up in the head kill themselves more frequently than normal people.
And after she marries her significant other, she can compete for Mrs America.
Give it it’s own TV show.
Coming from the Show Me state.
In the talent competition she will build Austin’s schools.
Ouch! That’s the best Missour-uh! has to offer?
That’s a man, baby!
Get ready for a humorless, preachy lecture about something during the Q & A portion of the contest. Which will be right after the flannel shirt portion of the contest, I think.
Uhhh… no. Whiskey drunk, maybe.
In the talent competition she will turn the judges to stone.
In the talent competition she will expound on quotes from Lena Dunham’s book.
In the talent competition she will embarrass Gene Simmons with her tongue.
In the talent competition she will take sword swallowing to a southern level.
“I have goals that have nothing to do with my sexuality.”
Yeah, right. Someone give this bint an exit bag.
It’s a set-up. If she doesn’t win the title of Miss America it will be because she’s gay or she will win (because she’s gay).
Q&A part:
Q: “So, what ultimately defines you?”
A: “First, I would like to give a shout-out to my LGBQ friends and all my feminist friends! [applause] But to answer your question what defines me is not my sexual preference but making clay pots.”
Erin Go Munch, the Gae lic.
I’m sure all the rest of the accomplished, beautiful young women in the pagent were thrilled to hear that they just weren’t prog enough to win.
What’s that all over “her” arms and wrists. Bad spray tan?
“…will not be SOLELY be about the fact that I’m gay”.
Key word is “solely”. As is, 99.9% gay activism heading your way. And who would DARE vote against her and risk being shunned for life? A shame because if she was gay and beautiful and her sexuality really had nothing to do with the contest who would mind?
The pageant owners do realize that gays are 1% of the population?
Every gay in America could tune in (but they won’t) and it wouldn’t boost their ratings worth the straight viewers they are turning off ( whether through being offended, or just bored).
Same bad Biz strategy as the NFL.
Embrace BLM and turn off your straight white male viewership.
Lotsa luck with that.
Also, she looks like Huma’s younger sister.
Not to be all jiffy, but aren’t ‘beauty pageant’ winners supposed to be, um, attractive?
‘will not be solely about the fact that I’m gay’.
Too late.
But thanks for playing, Ms. Michael Sam.
I’ve been to Missouri, she’s not the cream of the crop by a long shot.
I guess you don’t need breasts to be a lesbian.
Oh my Goodness, If that’s true, I may be a lesbian after all.
What ever her talent is she probably does it lickety split.
Ummm, will they have separate dressing rooms?
Shoot fire, I just realized her talent is braiding underarm hair.
I expect we’ll be seeing Lesbian Day parades soon.
Now there’s another word they hijacked: “beauty”. It used to mean good looking.
Unruly refugee, it stopped meaning that shortly after Michele crawled from under her rock.
Billy Fuster, the only was she won a beauty contest was showing her lesbianism. If she had kept it quiet she would have finished 50th out of 30 contestants. How far would Michael Sam have gotten if he wasn’t openly gay?
“I guess you don’t need breasts to be a lesbian. ”
From what I can tell they average about 36c.
Ones like her have 25A and the fat chicks have the rest.
Uglier than a sack of smashed assholes!
Missouri is trying to take advantage of politically correct suck ups to at least get runner up. The whipped pc crowd won’t dare let her lose outright.
Correction: She is not “gay” she is a lesbian. They stole that word which does not apply to them. They are more suicidal with higher rates of alcohol and drug abuse and STDs.
I also want back the rainbow symbol which God gave to us to remind us that he flooded the world to punish evil-doers, like homosexuals.
Finally, I think she should have her own separate changing area so she is not leering at all the other female contestants. They are very justified in feeling uncomfortable.