The sign
Uranus Business District
takes on an entirely different tone.
7
Uranus Weekly
3
SEE!!!….It appears that you can do anything with “Uranus”…..
5
And now a deep probe by the Uranus Examiner …
8
^^^@BFH
Uranus Post – Another favorite of Barry O.
3
The Uranus Democrat.
Now that makes sense.
14
Uranus Echo
6
A bloody invasion reported by the Uranus Examiner …
4
The Uranus Examiner says it stretches to get to the facts …
6
The output from the Uranus Examiner just stinks …
8
The Uranus Standard.
The Anus all others are judged by.
6
Uranus Constitution — Morning Edition.
10
The light at the end of the tunnel, by the Uranus Examiner!
5
Uranus Review.
Reporter Anita Finger reporting for doody.
8
Reach more people with the Uranus Examiner!
3
Get the inside track with the Uranus Examiner!
5
According to the Uranus Report, Corn is Abundant.
5
Watch Uranus ring in the new year.
Film… all over the place
6
You can really get into it with the Uranus Examiner!
3
When push comes to shove – the Uranus Examiner!
8
….And MJA thought breaking Martian wind jokes might hang around too long…
6
Ask about Uranus Examiner home delivery.
6
Subscribe now to the Uranus Weekly, and the Hemorrhoid Daily.
News you can count on. Even the shitty news.
4
The Uranus Examiner – what a relief it is!
3
Now we know where Obama went to school! Uranus High and Uranus Prep.
3
The Uranus Examiner – crappy journalism.
6
The Uranus Examiner – with pictures!
4
7 year old missing cat named Pickles was found in Uranus this morning. The family is on its way to retrieve it.
8
Everyone wants to come to Uranus. Uranus is the place to be.
4
Reggie’s lost ring – found by the Uranus Examiner.
5
Uranus Times ….All the news that’s shit to print….
5
A large sinkhole was discovered in Uranus last night. Work crews are busy patching a ruptured pipe that is believed to have caused the problem.
5
Uranus Examiner Endorses Doug E. Stile For Congress.
5
Uranus Weather
It’s going to be freezing in Uranus this morning.
5
Obola’s brain – discovered by the Uranus Examiner – 10 column inches.
3
Uranus-hang out for Klingons.
3
Sewer failure discovered by The Uranus Examiner.
3
A dust storm blew through Uranus today causing $40 worth of damage.
4
Uranus Examiner Editorial
“Is it time we push the scum and riff raff out of Uranus?”
4
High humidity in Uranus due to sporadic bursts of rain. Be careful, it’s awfully muddy out there today.
Just outside of Uranus…
5
Uranus Observer reports live about the banner chile & bean crop in Truth or Consequences New Mexico….
5
Bylines.
Uranus Observer, Sawyer Crack
6
The best and brightest of Uranus will shine tonight in the talent show at Ripp Theater. Light, airy biscuits and refreshments will be served at intermission.
4
A Uranus Examiner exclusive:
New cause for hemorrhoids discovered.
3
Uranus Post, Phillip Urass
(I need to go back to 5th grade.)
6
byline-
Uranus Viewer, Hugh Jass.
5
@BFH
Hanging out at iOTWreport is like going back to 5th grade!
Fun times!
7
Uranus storm Center
Are You Ready To Evacuate When The Time Comes?
-How to ease the burden, if you can’t.
5
The Uranus Examiner announces a new managing editor:
Ima Buttsniver
6
Uranus Examiner Sales adds
Blow out at Uranus 5 and dime.
6
Is the next town over called Ur Anate? Named after some poor schlub named Nate.
4
The Uranus Poop Scoop. (What do I win?)
4
You know when urine (you’re in) Uransus…all the lawns are stained yellow and brown and septic landscaping is wiped every day. Help me, please.
7
I fail to see why everyone is being so anal about this.
9
just read where too many people complained. So they changed the name to urectum.
6
Uranus Star
2
Uranus Chocolate Starfish
4
Uranus Chocolate (its a real thing, kid you not)- Barracks favorite snack
3
Pretty sure that same town has the Uranus fudge factory
Looked it up. Yep.
Cars & Truck in Uranus
Uranus Space Available
Rummage Sales in Uranus
Fulltime Work in Uranus
4
The first ad they sold is for a law firm:
Inure, Recktaum, and Offen
3
“Alexa…How’s Uranus? “….
4
Uranus Herald
1
@MJA – I’m writing a book. Can I get a plug in the Uranus Review?
4
This is one of the most childish posts I’ve seen here. Good work everyone!
4
Half the townsfolk works in the Uranus Mine.
Be careful about eating the spicy tacos at the Uranus Burns Mexican Restaurant.
You can get tasty snacks and get gas at the Uranus Gas and Go.
There’s a sale on toilets this week at the Uranus Toilet Shoppe.
1
The older you get the more you are comforted by the delivery of the “Uranus Daily Mail.”
1
Everything happens in Uranus.
1
There is a party in Uranus, and everyone is coming.
1
It would be awful if some one forwarded this thread to The Uranus Gawker. I mean The Uranus examiner. I’m thinking there’d be few Anuses left in that town afterwards.
Above the fold headline in the Uranus Democrat by Handy Handsome, cub reporter:
“Missouri Resident’s Head Comes Up Missing.
Found Here In Uranus”
1
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and anything else is from here.
WARNING – THIS THREAD’S COMMENTS ARE JUVENILE.
They think Uranus Examiner is a bad name???
It’s nothing compared to Uranus Bugle.
The Uranus Spectator? Nah
Uranus Times. Film at 7:00.
Uranus Report
The Uranus Pilot
Barry O would be the first subscriber.
The Uranus Vindicator. Ouch.
Isn’t Uranus Examiner what a proctologist does?
The Uranus Mirror.
The Uranus Observer. Sick Bastard.
Uranus Press
The Uranus Star
Uranus Dispatch
Uranus Epitaph….
Uranus Standard….
Uranus Sentinel…
Uranus Cronical…
Uranus Observer…
Uranus Mirror
Uranus Post
Uranus Voice
The ad could be-
“Use Uranus Voice”
Uranus Dairy Queen
Uranus Burger King
Uranus Dentist
Uranus Power & Light
Uranus RotoRooter!
Uranus Barber Shop
Uranus Employment Agency
Uranus Construction
Uranus Mortgage Company
Uranus Ambulance
Uranus Fire Dept
Uranus Police
Uranus School of Hard Knocks
Uranus Spectator…
The sign
Uranus Business District
takes on an entirely different tone.
Uranus Weekly
SEE!!!….It appears that you can do anything with “Uranus”…..
And now a deep probe by the Uranus Examiner …
^^^@BFH
Uranus Post – Another favorite of Barry O.
The Uranus Democrat.
Now that makes sense.
Uranus Echo
A bloody invasion reported by the Uranus Examiner …
The Uranus Examiner says it stretches to get to the facts …
The output from the Uranus Examiner just stinks …
The Uranus Standard.
The Anus all others are judged by.
Uranus Constitution — Morning Edition.
The light at the end of the tunnel, by the Uranus Examiner!
Uranus Review.
Reporter Anita Finger reporting for doody.
Reach more people with the Uranus Examiner!
Get the inside track with the Uranus Examiner!
According to the Uranus Report, Corn is Abundant.
Watch Uranus ring in the new year.
Film… all over the place
You can really get into it with the Uranus Examiner!
When push comes to shove – the Uranus Examiner!
….And MJA thought breaking Martian wind jokes might hang around too long…
Ask about Uranus Examiner home delivery.
Subscribe now to the Uranus Weekly, and the Hemorrhoid Daily.
News you can count on. Even the shitty news.
The Uranus Examiner – what a relief it is!
Now we know where Obama went to school! Uranus High and Uranus Prep.
The Uranus Examiner – crappy journalism.
The Uranus Examiner – with pictures!
7 year old missing cat named Pickles was found in Uranus this morning. The family is on its way to retrieve it.
Everyone wants to come to Uranus. Uranus is the place to be.
Reggie’s lost ring – found by the Uranus Examiner.
Uranus Times ….All the news that’s shit to print….
A large sinkhole was discovered in Uranus last night. Work crews are busy patching a ruptured pipe that is believed to have caused the problem.
Uranus Examiner Endorses Doug E. Stile For Congress.
Uranus Weather
It’s going to be freezing in Uranus this morning.
Obola’s brain – discovered by the Uranus Examiner – 10 column inches.
Uranus-hang out for Klingons.
Sewer failure discovered by The Uranus Examiner.
A dust storm blew through Uranus today causing $40 worth of damage.
Uranus Examiner Editorial
“Is it time we push the scum and riff raff out of Uranus?”
High humidity in Uranus due to sporadic bursts of rain. Be careful, it’s awfully muddy out there today.
Just outside of Uranus…
Uranus Observer reports live about the banner chile & bean crop in Truth or Consequences New Mexico….
Bylines.
Uranus Observer, Sawyer Crack
The best and brightest of Uranus will shine tonight in the talent show at Ripp Theater. Light, airy biscuits and refreshments will be served at intermission.
A Uranus Examiner exclusive:
New cause for hemorrhoids discovered.
Uranus Post, Phillip Urass
(I need to go back to 5th grade.)
byline-
Uranus Viewer, Hugh Jass.
@BFH
Hanging out at iOTWreport is like going back to 5th grade!
Fun times!
Uranus storm Center
Are You Ready To Evacuate When The Time Comes?
-How to ease the burden, if you can’t.
The Uranus Examiner announces a new managing editor:
Ima Buttsniver
Uranus Examiner Sales adds
Blow out at Uranus 5 and dime.
Is the next town over called Ur Anate? Named after some poor schlub named Nate.
The Uranus Poop Scoop. (What do I win?)
You know when urine (you’re in) Uransus…all the lawns are stained yellow and brown and septic landscaping is wiped every day. Help me, please.
I fail to see why everyone is being so anal about this.
just read where too many people complained. So they changed the name to urectum.
Uranus Star
Uranus Chocolate Starfish
Uranus Chocolate (its a real thing, kid you not)- Barracks favorite snack
Pretty sure that same town has the Uranus fudge factory
Looked it up. Yep.
https://uranusmissouri.com
@PHenry
That place capitalizes on juvenile humor:
https://uranusmissouri.com/attractions/uranus-fudge-factory-and-general-store/
.
“The best place to get your fudge packed is in Uranus”
“Thanks for picking Uranus”
The Classifieds should be fun.
Cars & Truck in Uranus
Uranus Space Available
Rummage Sales in Uranus
Fulltime Work in Uranus
The first ad they sold is for a law firm:
Inure, Recktaum, and Offen
“Alexa…How’s Uranus? “….
Uranus Herald
@MJA – I’m writing a book. Can I get a plug in the Uranus Review?
This is one of the most childish posts I’ve seen here. Good work everyone!
Half the townsfolk works in the Uranus Mine.
Be careful about eating the spicy tacos at the Uranus Burns Mexican Restaurant.
You can get tasty snacks and get gas at the Uranus Gas and Go.
There’s a sale on toilets this week at the Uranus Toilet Shoppe.
The older you get the more you are comforted by the delivery of the “Uranus Daily Mail.”
Everything happens in Uranus.
There is a party in Uranus, and everyone is coming.
It would be awful if some one forwarded this thread to The Uranus Gawker. I mean The Uranus examiner. I’m thinking there’d be few Anuses left in that town afterwards.
Above the fold headline in the Uranus Democrat by Handy Handsome, cub reporter:
“Missouri Resident’s Head Comes Up Missing.
Found Here In Uranus”
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and anything else is from here.
JFK said: “Today, ich bin ein Berliner.”
BHO said: “Today, I am Uranus Examiner.”
izlamo delenda est …