19 Comments on Mitch Rules Out Future Presidential Run

  1. Mooch says “We’re not ready for a female president”

    If she wants to run for president, she’ll have to class up her language skills like Hellary did. Like this:

    “Wha, I ain’t no ways tard at all…lookee me…do ah look tard to y’all? Y’all know mah secert to keep awake all de time? Wha, I keep dis littil bottle of hawte sawce in mah purse at all de times. Wen I git tard, I jest take me a swaller o’ sawce and I be good fer another day.”

    If she talks that way, she’ll be sure to win a presidential nomination, at least. It worked for Hellary, right?

  2. There was a great post on X that I can’t find now (of course!) that addressed all of Michelle’s moans.

    The one I loved the most went something like this: “Bitch stop moaning like you’re picking cotton in 1855 when you’re drinking champagne in Martha’s Vineyard.

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  3. oh for —— sake. Mitch would never willingly go back to that White aka Slave built House again.

    “She” beotched and moaned for 8 years about what a prison it was and how much she endured as First Lady. “She” put in “her” time and “her” reward was riches, mansions, and to spend the rest of “her” days hobnobbing with the rich and famous. Even if “she” became the face of the cabal running the country, she would still have to show up, make appearances and live in the WH – she is far too lazy and angry to do anything for anybody including the cabal.

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