“I thought my baby was dead.”
“This time I think he learned his lesson. He was so scared like, ‘Momma please, I’m not going to do it no more,’” she said.
A 15 year-old car thief got caught in the act. It didn’t go well.
A picture of him in the aftermath ended up on social media.
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Downtrend has the story Their coverage sounded thin, almost made-up. But I found the story at the Milwaukee Sentinel. Apparently he was “knocked the f&*k out and lost his pants.”
“This time I think he learned his lesson. He was so scared like, ‘Momma please, I’m not going to do it no more,’” she said.”
Oh yes he will, once he gets his ass up, eats a bag of Cheetos and Skittles, it will be business as usual. We’ll be reading about a “Go Fund Me” to pay for his funeral.
Good companion article:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/13/armed-robbery-suspect-loses-arm-in-botched-robbery-attempt-in-brooklyn.html?intcmp=hplnws
Should have shot him and the rest of the group!
Don’t steal my thunder Boobie!!!
That’s in the noon slot.
I don’t see blood, so he did not get beat enough.
Nice story Boobie. Thank gawd he still has one arm left…..otherwise his next caper would be armless robbery.
@Boobie the Rocket Dog: At least the guy still has the right to bare arm…
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Fur…the story Boobie linked came out yesterday. Most have already read it…I presume.
Not trying to poke you in the eye but rather help IOTWr.
I’d rather read it here first than the usual D****e, B*******t, Badblue(thank you), W****l Z*****s etc.
It’s in the Bullpen from Uncle Al (from early this morning).
If obongo had a son he’d dress just like him.
Really momma?
What life lessons have YOU bothered to teach your son?
Maybe you have drugged your baby…….to church a few times.
Where is his father?
‘The attempted car theft and beating happened around 1:50 p.m. Monday’
School day and time. Momma why the heck wasn’t your precious baby in school?
Momma are you a parent or merely a baby incubator that produced this defective product?
Thanks, Claudia. It would seem to me to be a good idea for primary writers to do a quick scan of the Bullpen before committing a piece. I know I do the equivalent before making a Bullpen post myself! (-:
I am sorry to say a happy ending for me to this story would be to see his corpse lying in the snow. Fifteen and already stealing cars? No beating short of beating him close to death will change this behavior
Not to play tit for tat, lol, but the noon story has been in the queue since 6 AM.
We have to space the stories out. Can’t post 10 of them at once.
“I thought my baby was dead.”
Don’t worry mom. Give “Trayvon” a few more years and he will be.
Karma…….
Mommy mommy I din du Nuffin! Oh why is everybody always picking on me?
Happy Days !
I feel good, like I knew that I would.