Coast to Coast:
ByTim Binnall
Reminiscent of the beginnings of an apocalyptic science fiction film, a troop of monkeys in India attacked a lab worker and made off with blood samples from COVID-19 patients. The very strange incident reportedly occurred at a medical college in the city of Meerut on Thursday when a lab technician was walking outside the facility and encountered the troublesome creatures. Presumably suspecting that he was carrying something that they could eat, the monkeys descended upon the unfortunate individual and snatched three samples containing the virus. more
They thought it was a monkey virus.
…and the simian apocalypse begins.
Monkey business – sounds like Fauci, Inc.
It turns out it wasn’t India. It was Minneapolis…..
Wait…What!
I can’t stop laughing. Does CNN know about this?
…yep, Third World’s just as good as the First, no difference there, same thing could happen at Johns Hopkins or Walter Reed, if only they had trunk monkeys…
https://i.imgur.com/bLhPJpm.gif
Almost as believable as the virus starting from eating bat in a wet market.
“..an official with the college assured the public that, to date, no evidence has emerged to indicate that monkeys can get the coronavirus.”
Yea, they just roll you and take it.
Were the pilfering primates booked or just cited and released with no bail?
AND IT WAS AN ORANGE MONKEY TOO!
Is that supposed to scare us? Please.
Can monkeys write blackmail notes?
The memes are writing themselves now.
Quarantine of the Planet of the Apes.
…Didn’t Planet of the Apes start out something like this…
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/planet-of-the-apes.jpg
India has its own class of looters.
And just WHO’S payroll were they on?
And these same people — who are defeated by a troupe of monkeys — have the bomb. Let that sink in.
Joggers gotta jog…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
“Can monkeys write blackmail notes?”
An infinite number of them can.
Somehow it will be Trump’s fault
Aww and those monkeys weren’t social distancing or wearing their face diapers! This will be the source of the mythical second wave.
grool
MAY 29, 2020 AT 11:02 PM
““Can monkeys write blackmail notes?”
An infinite number of them can.”
…and the ransom note would look like this…
“Sonnet CXX
That you were once unkind befriends me now,
And for that sorrow, which I then did feel,
Needs must I under my transgression bow,
Unless my nerves were brass or hammered steel.
For if you were by my unkindness shaken,
As I by yours, you’ve passed a hell of time;
And I, a tyrant, have no leisure taken
To weigh how once I suffered in your crime.
O! that our night of woe might have remembered
My deepest sense, how hard true sorrow hits,
And soon to you, as you to me, then tendered
The humble salve, which wounded bosoms fits!
But that your trespass now becomes a fee;
Mine ransoms yours, and yours must ransom me.”
-Shakespeare
Can we trade the India monkeys for our inner city looting class?