They are opening it up to votes.
I don’t think I was ever the wheelbarrow.
Let me guess what people are nominating-
A transgender.
A Syrian.
A Mexican.
Okay, I just looked.
They have a cat.
A Hashtag.
An Emoji.
An antique cell phone.
A Vespa.
Sunglasses.
A Tub … A TUB!!!!! I vote for the tub.
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A Mexican sleeping under a cactus
What, no AR 15?
an intercity 9 mm with sites on the side (vs the top)?
Cut to the chase, Monopoly.
You want to introduce the half/black community organizer big eared token
Dog-sized-rat, filthy dumpster, dead homeless guy, stripped car, BLM protestor with ‘free shit now’ sign, muslim with suicide vest.
Bernie Sanders version.
Everyone starts with different amounts of money.
Game ends when the government controls all of it.
Obamaphone
Ah, X-rated, never mind.
I don’t see my all-time favorite, the cannon. I’m still bitterly clinging to the one I have from an old set from decades ago. If they want it, they’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
🙂
I remember a revolver. What happened to that?
Here it is–
https://img1.etsystatic.com/041/0/5790117/il_570xN.573048217_t8yn.jpg
… looks like a pepperbox derringer to me …
I say intermingle the ‘Monopoly’ tokens w/ the ‘Clue’ tokens & call it ‘Cluelessopoly’
The original Darrow patent (1935) featured six tokens: Thimble, Cannon, Iron, Top Hat, Boot, Battleship.
Added in 1936: Race Car, Purse, Rocking Horse, Lantern.
Fala died in 1952 and a Scottish Terrier was then added as a token.
Why not a real token….Obama….. piece
Surely they want diversity.
That means a token of every possible victim.
A token black.
A token Mexican.
A token woman.
A tokin’ bong…
In honor of 8 brutal years:
an empty chair
a king kong sized wookie
a Solyndra solar panel (?!)
a farting unicorn
Why not a red stapler?
Biden’s shotgun
a stack of smashed State Dept iPhones
a $600 EpiPen
a Reset button
a kneeling colon kaperdick
Trump’s do
or
a MAGA cap
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Unless you want to totally piss off the game playing public and make yourself irrelevant and bankrupt.
There’s already enough specialized versions of monopoly, why mess with the “original”?
A box containing copies of Hillary’s missing emails.
Purple dildo that looks like a WOW airliner.
A shovel for all those shovel ready jobs.
obama’s purple girl’s bike
with tassels
How about a broken snowflake.
flatscreen tv
an ATV, or a snowmobile
a token Harvard prof, I meant, Indian
Howabout a M1A1 Abrams, or a ZSU-23 anti
aircraft gun? Something wit character?
Who needs new tokens? Everyone who wants a MONOPOLY set has already bought one, or has their Grandparents’ edition.
The game takes too damn long to finish. 🙁
If they insist on new tokens, add a few hookers to give realism to the Atlantic City game board.
Used hypodermic;
Sewer rat;
Spent 9mm shell casing;
Dildo.
An empty suit.
A rainbow.
A new penalty card. You draw when you’re very close to winning. It says “You didn’t build that” and you lose all your houses, hotels and utilities.
A get-out-of-jail-free card with Clinton’s picture on it.
A tiny figure in a burka with 11 kids. Once placed on a location of the board it can’t be removed. Every other player has to give them money.
an Obama dildo?
I always liked the cowboy and horse. New versions don’t have it.
tokens?
token black
token asian
token muslim
token indian
token woman
did any of these make the list?
how racists of them
Nobody mentioned a participation trophy for all the players so everyone is guaranteed the same outcome and nobody wins or loses at this version of monopoly.
Emblems for our (temporary) times:
– immigration criminal grabbing his “package” with one hand and flipping the bird with the other.
– angry shouting mohammadman with clenched fist
– pajama boy
– smart phone obsessive walking into lamp post
– “urban youth” in hoodie holding his 9 sideways
BFH – just for you, I voted for the bicycle.
@BFH: Fur, that revolver is actually from a CLUE game. I don’t believe MONOPOLY ever had a handgun.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1986-CLUE-BOARD-GAME-WEAPON-REPLACEMENT-PART-REVOLVER-GUN-PIECE-/191717796439