Well the wall around the graveyard
says that “SATIN LIVES IN HELL”
They may love the devil but
his disciples sure can’t spell
So what do I do then?
Guess I’ll put an “A” in there and show em how to sin
-Ass Ponys, “Shoe Money”, from the album The Known Universe, 1995
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Jimmy, you tell me how the Brits can spell jail as gaol. I’ve never understood that, I do know that they pronounce g’s as j’s but gaol sounds more like gail to me. Thank God we speak American English and not British English, American English is confusing enough but the Brits language is more confusing than ours. And then there are the Scots and the Irish who are more confusing in their language than both us and the Brits. Also how does schedule become pronounced shed yule by the Brits and the Canucks. Or antibiotics be pronounced anti bee iotics.
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The ancient Greeks are said to have been opposed to the wide availability of paper. Believing it would atrophy people’s ability to remember stuff.
But maybe the real reason was they didn’t know how to spell, a skill they would need to know if writing their stories on paper. For remembered stories they only had to know the spoken words.
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Says Jeff the Aardvark – LOL.
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There’s rum few things that can’t be sorted out with an Eley.
(!)
@Uncle Al:
American spelling overrules British spelling.
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US: Iodine, Brit: ‘Iodeen’ – same spelling
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That answers a lot of questions!
The product of today’s Ivy League education no doubt.
Makes me even happier I never use that stuff.
Come on now, would Satan do you any harm or lead you astray? Of course not, just ask Teddy Kennedy, Obama, Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Hitler, the DNC, RINO’s,The Clinton’s, Crazy Joe Biden, etc!
What the hell?
Fucking google spellcheck…
Trust me, that’s no mistake. 👿
They even misspelled “satanize.” Satan is not happy.
Looks like something the dems were in charge of…..
Well, I’ll be damned. Hey! where’s my hand-basket?
@Jimmy — It’s not misspelled if that’s a sign in the UK.
Satanizer….It’ll grow Hair anywhere…..OK…Just Your Palms.
Uncle Al –
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satanize
The Brits can’t spell, either.
“satanise your hands”
Is that the new term for masturbate?
@Jimmy — Whale oil beef hooked! Sorry, sir, I’m wrong and you’re quite right. Even the OED spells it with a zed.
Spell check is not your friend. Usually it just spells the wrong word correctly, but this time it incorrectly spelled the wrong word!
Actually, Uncle Al, I figured the Brits DID spell it “satanise.” So, I was wrong, too. 🙂
Darn, now I can’t make more caustic comments about the Brits, at least on this subject.
I’m afraid to touch my thing now. Who knows what’s in that squirt bottle. Last thing I need is my thing growing horns.
@Uncle Al ~ Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Yp2L6c2KM&ab_channel=sailgohooo
“All hail Satin!”
Well the wall around the graveyard
says that “SATIN LIVES IN HELL”
They may love the devil but
his disciples sure can’t spell
So what do I do then?
Guess I’ll put an “A” in there and show em how to sin
-Ass Ponys, “Shoe Money”, from the album The Known Universe, 1995
Jimmy, you tell me how the Brits can spell jail as gaol. I’ve never understood that, I do know that they pronounce g’s as j’s but gaol sounds more like gail to me. Thank God we speak American English and not British English, American English is confusing enough but the Brits language is more confusing than ours. And then there are the Scots and the Irish who are more confusing in their language than both us and the Brits. Also how does schedule become pronounced shed yule by the Brits and the Canucks. Or antibiotics be pronounced anti bee iotics.
The ancient Greeks are said to have been opposed to the wide availability of paper. Believing it would atrophy people’s ability to remember stuff.
But maybe the real reason was they didn’t know how to spell, a skill they would need to know if writing their stories on paper. For remembered stories they only had to know the spoken words.
Says Jeff the Aardvark – LOL.
There’s rum few things that can’t be sorted out with an Eley.
(!)
@Uncle Al:
American spelling overrules British spelling.
US: Iodine, Brit: ‘Iodeen’ – same spelling
That answers a lot of questions!
The product of today’s Ivy League education no doubt.
Makes me even happier I never use that stuff.
Come on now, would Satan do you any harm or lead you astray? Of course not, just ask Teddy Kennedy, Obama, Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Hitler, the DNC, RINO’s,The Clinton’s, Crazy Joe Biden, etc!