More ‘Protesters’ Tying Up Traffic

28 Comments on More ‘Protesters’ Tying Up Traffic

1. That was fun..

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2. Awesome. 🤣

   You could almost see their lil headphones.

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3. The Coroners and Medical Examiners need to list all fatalities from Oil Protestors lying in the street as “Suicides”. No burial money, no life insurance no pay-off.

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4. I’m going to start walking like that.

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5. There’s a Little Johnny joke in there about woodcocks.

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6. Q: Why does the Woodcock cross the road?
   A: To Mambo.

   Should this go in the joke thread?

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7. They taste good too!

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8. How much wood would a woodcock cock
   If you didn’t have a dirty mind? 😁

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9. How low can you go while doing the limbo.

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10. Are they doing some sort of mating dance?! Or do they walk like that all of the time?! Never seen a woodcock before😉

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11. boom! shac-a-lacka-lacka
    boom! shac-a-lacka-lacka ….

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12. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ne6nj9AgY7M
    It seems this is their normal walking style.

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13. I saw a video recently that a mother zWoodcock was leading a very young one and they both were doing this walk.

    Although, the young one wasn’t nearly adept at doing it as well.

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14. Perhaps what they do is some sort of twerking. I don’t really know because I never saw a woodcock walk before.

    Some big union hack in the 1970’s or 1980’s was George Woodcock. Maybe he walked that way too.

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15. They’re doing the hokey pokey. Also reminds me of a joke: Why do blacks keep chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.

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16. @Jethro, thanks! Strange little birds! Cute, too!

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17. Kind of surprised there any still living after seeing them tease predators like that.

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18. “Q: Why does the Woodcock cross the road?
    A: To Mambo.

    Should this go in the joke thread?”

    Nah. Without the video for context it wouldn’t make any sense.

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19. Considering the are actually going somewhere, and not intending to eff with you on purpose, I’m everyone here would be fine with waiting for them to pass.

    As for the 2-legged kind – we need a law protecting drivers from the liability of clearing a public road with their vehicle.

    Including funding for street cleaning afterwards.

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20. I’m “sure” everyone…

    Missing that edit button all these years later.

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21. The clerk (who worked for Mr. E H Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad) on the train that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid blew to smithereens with too much dynamite was named Woodcock. I don’t know why I just remembered that.

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22. Did they keep walking like that once they got into the vegetation? And great job putting it to music.

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23. The ones that don’t make it across the road dry out and become Shuttlecocks.

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24. And if it’s a female woodcock her name would be Babcock.

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25. ^^^^^ Only if they are into Streisand movies. Like the way we should have been.

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26. Why DID the woodcock cross the road?

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27. Q: Why did the woodcock cross the road?
    A: To eat the spiders, lizards and small snakes on the other side.

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28. Love it!

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