Running hash tag on Twitter who/what is more trusted than #CNN?
Some answers:
1. Mexican tap water.
2. Brian Williams’ war stories.
3. Michael Jackson’s doctor.
4. Gas station sushi.
5. Bill Clinton
6. Blood transfusion from Charlie Sheen.
Add your clever answer in the comments.
Jane Fonda/
Illinois solvency.
Single ply toilet paper
Hillary Clinton’s servers.
Casey Anthony babysitting
2 year old Braunschweiger sandwich found in toolbox stored in garage.
Oral sex with a cannibal.
Loretta and Bill on a tarmac.
Huffington Post Polls
Barney Frank under oath. But it’s close
tissue paper condoms
Anthony’s Weiner at Chuck e Cheese.
Vacationing in North Korea.
Dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer.
A turd floating in my toilet.
The Phillipino “girl” that tapped me on the shoulder and said she loved me, no sh_t.
Potato salad at room temperature.
My wife’s cousin Vinny during those periods he gets out on parole.
Bagdad Bob
I’d trust Michael J. Fox to not spatter my toilet more than I’d trust CNN.
Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah.
Baghdad Bob
Dr. Bardack.
Did you know that 4 out of 5 doctors say CNN’s logo looks like a shriveled penis?
Accepting a drink from Bill Cosby
Lena Dunham’s love stories
Personal hygiene lessons from Lena Dunham’s father.
John Wayne Gacy “Clowns & Chloroform” summer camp course.
#MoreTrustedThanCNN
Tijuana tamales
Aunt Alice’s egg salad, family story, she poisoned 8
Bangladeshi street food
Islam, well, maybe not that far
School lunch mystery meat
The check is in the mail
Sure, I still respect you, call you tomorrow.
Rachel Maddow
Lucy’s football
Lucy holding the football.
Blind crossing guards
Bernie & Jane Sander’s
“Turn your school around” financial adviser course
#MoreTrustedThanCNN
Depends with diarrhea
I won’t post your nude pictures on the internet
A chicken wire canoe
Barack Hussein “you can keep your doctor” Obama.
ABC, NBC, MSNBC, NPR
A fart, after Draft Beer and Chili Night at the State Fair
oh, I forgot ESPN and Burr-Hear Kapernick
Hillary & Bill & Chelsea Clinton
My ex-wife (unaffectionately called “whats-her-face”)!
Obama keeping score on the golf course.
email from Nigerian royalty
Rove Republican “honor”.
Charlie Rangel’s ethics
I never had sexual relations with that woman
I don’t know who Chelsea’s father is
Eric Holder testifying under oath
Weiner sexting with his kid by his side
FBI Director Comey, Loretta Lynch, Lois Lerner, Debbie Whatername Shultz, rod Blagoevich, Rahm Emanuel, hillary, ATF, NSA, IRS and every other Federal Agency AND a rabid pack of wolves, OH WAIT….I already listed them.
One size fits all
“We’re with the government and we’re here to help!”
“Learning to fly” flight lessons by Mohamed Atta.
#MoreTrustedThanCNN
“If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” – BarackObama
#MoreTrustedThanCNN
Condomless in San Francisco
As seen on TV
Joe Biden at a re-school.
Hillary Clinton with a “Girls Night out”
John Podesta at a Pizza Parlor.
Anthony Wiener with a Cell Phone.
Bill Nye at a Global Warming Forum.
Maxine Waters at a Summer Peach Festival.
Joe Biden….. Pre-School
Moooshell at a Fashion Show.
Bruce Jenner’s womanhood
Islam being a religion of peace
Tap water in Flint, Michigan.
A pet asp.
Lorena Bobbitt side gig… Manscaping!
Unknown Muslim at the airport asking me to hold their bag.
My sister-in-law snooping around the house while I’m out of town when she comes over to feed the cat.
Cher and the all Clucking Cows on The View
“I’ll make everybody a lot of money,” said Bernie Madoff.
The good cop who does the tag team number with the bad cop.
Al Sharpton’s Tax Accountant
Keynesian economists
“I promise I’ll pull out!” (Results may vary… best mistake I ever made! 😉)
Dentist who claims root canals without pain abatement methods won’t hurt one bit.
Mail order shoes and bras
here’s two Golden Oldies:
The Check Is In The Mail
I Promise I Won’t Cum In Your Mouth
OJ Simpson jury
Barry’s birth certificate.
Chinese heart valves.
Elizabeth Warrens bloodline, Mygan Kelleys future news anchor prospects.
Any history book supplied to schools by Bill Ayers.
My five year old son wiping his own bottom.
John McCains conservative principles.
Farts after fifty-five.
Ted Kennedy having spent one moment sober in his entire lifetime
Mooch aka Sassie’s fashion style.
Patty Murray with a burnt-out match.
Bernie Maideoff
Hillary Babysitting !
Infant’s Driving !
A Barber Shave in Quatar !!!
A fart 1 hour after Taco Hell
John Podesta running a daycare facility
John Podesta running a pizza parlor
John Podesta keeping your laptop’s password in a safe place
Hank Johnson visiting Guam
Nancy Pelosi’s memory
Tim Kane’s eyebrows