Ever wonder where cabbage patch kids come from. Well, it’s not some factory in China. Oh, no – they’re delivered at the American Cabbage Patch Hospital and birthed by Mother Cabbage herself in Georgia. Here
A video of a cabbage patch birth. Watch
Mother Cabbage!
A video of a cabbage patch birth. Watch
No.
from Georgia?
lemme guess … Stacey Abrams letting out cabbage farts
That is unduly biased in favor of Cabbage Kids! What about the rest of the Cabbage family?
I do know this. If the plant gives birth to a Cauliflower Head, you have to dress it in hot garlic cheese sauce to keep it warm! And Brussels Sprouts prefer to be bathed in butter and vinegar. And Broccoli Heads have to be broken apart and offered Ranch Dressing to be appreciated.
Cabbage Heads are way down the list and are best turned over to the Slaw enforcement, or better, the German authorities (Krauts).
I have a sister who worked at a store that sold those dolls. The people who collected them and/or speculated in them made her life miserable. Many of them were deeply disturbed.
I prefer my cabbage fried in bacon fat.
I had a friend whose college roommate collected these things.
The girl’s mother would send care packages for each doll, and cookies and a birthday card on each of the dolls “birthdays”..ugh!
One day my friend kidnapped one of the dolls and left a ransom note, “Hand over the cookies,or the doll gets it”.
Good times.
I took my daughters there to tour the place. It was a little odd. I remember these things were all the rage for a few years in the 80’s.
My daughter, born in the ’80’s always thought they were ugly.
Although it is nice to see American made items be successful.
Cabbage Patch Kids smell funny.
I worked at Toys R Us during the Christmas season in 1982, it was nuts the store couldn’t keep them in stock and these stupid ugly dolls were gone just as soon as the store got them in, and we actually had shoppers fighting over them. I never understood the fascination with this stupid fad, but Toys R Us and other retailers made a fortune off of this.
How many weeks in does the “automatic gender flip” take place?
My Magic 8 Ball says to ask again later.