Jeb!® famously sold an overpriced guacamole bowl as a fundraising gimmick. Now we have a new avocado-themed presidential meme.
Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke once placed a piece of their child’s poop in a bowl and told his wife that it was an avocado.
The snippet comes from a Washington Post article about O’Rourke’s marriage. The anecdote was relayed by a friend of the couple, and although neither O’Rourke nor his wife Amy confirmed its veracity, O’Rourke acknowledged that it sounded like something he would do.
“One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado,” the story reads.
The former Texas congressman said that he decided to run for president in 2020 while brushing his teeth. O’Rourke proposed to his wife Amy on April Fool’s Day. Coincidentally, his mother had once been on a date with Amy’s father.
ht/ js
Any wonder, when she
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/dc3456119d02e4986a65b89451b5672a4f4eb1120b9900d3e3d447968a72b123.jpeg
is your Party’s “leader”?!
And why is she still married to this loser-wierdo-sicko ?? For the laughs and good times?
He sounds like a real arse sole, possibly a flounder.
Is is any wonder that this guy appeals to Democrats?
Beto O’Rourke says nothing new that’s disparaging will come out
https://www.pressherald.com/2019/03/17/beto-orourke-says-nothing-more-disparaging-will-come-out/
That was two days ago. The guy is about as seaworthy as a chicken wire canoe.
If she had an ounce of self respect…
The color is wrong. Does he think his wife’s an idiot?
He could have used Jeb’s green snot in the guacamole. Unless, of course, Beto’s kids poop little green fruit balls.
(What the hell planet am I on?)
What if this asswipe is somehow elected?
O’Dork is a very f’d up weirdo.
That aside, he couldn’t run the proverbial hot dog stand.
Gird your loins, Mr. Anth Ropy.
Jimmy, when it comes to baby poop, what color goes in is what color comes out.
Beto = Stuart Larkin from MadTV
@BigOwe
Look what I can do!
“Little boys who talk dirty grow up to be Democrats.” (From: “Stuart Goes To His Dad’s”)
https://madtv.fandom.com/wiki/Stuart_Larkin
Guano Bowls…collect the whole set!
@Burner, you mean breast milk is brown?
I did not know that!
Booty O’Rourke needs to be tested. I mean, seriously. He twitches like a meth addict.
Remember this chick?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=5DNvsos8-uM
TMI on this sweaty nut. If he’s trying to turn his creepy vibe into a zany vibe, he’s failing.