GellerReport: An imam is warning the Muslim world to tread carefully where cartoons are concerned, saying the popular “Sponge Bob” show seen around the world morphs boys into girls and girls into boys by instilling the message it’s OK for females to be “butch” and fine for males to be “sissies,” a video of his address revealed.
His goal with making the remarks?
To point out what he perceives are the pro-homosexuality elements of the cartoon.
And in so doing, he seems to suggest the cartoon ought not to be on the list of approved viewing for followers of Islam.
In the video, posted at Israel National News, he says of the “Sponge Bob” character and cartoon:
Muslims hate Sponge Bob because Plankton, the town’s resident muslim, always gets his ass kicked by Mr. Krabs, the town capitalist.
And apparently, this imam turned it off before he saw Squidward.
Personally, I rank Spongebob in the top 5 cartoons of the past thirty years. But I have some friends who forbade their kids to watch it, for the same reason as the imam.
Ok close you eyes .. are you readdy .. ok here we go what do you think the imam uses to clean up after he stokes his little mohamed? yea thats right
I know, it’s starting to look like the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot up there.
Muslims hate Sponge Bob because he takes baths.
@hanoverfist FTW
Third twin beetle juice was fun also
Muslims don’t like Holly’s ‘Wood’.
From the linked article: ““Just imagine our children ten years down the line. What will happen is they emulate this character?” [said the imam]
Why, they’ll start voting for monsters like Barrack Hussein and Bernie Sanders, that’s what’ll happen. Believe me, I’ve seen it.
Have any of those imamies warned yet
that islam fosters pedophilia and bestiality?
@Czar – and rape and murder?
After watching half-an-episode of Sponge Bob, the imam suddenly found himself overcome with an unquenchable unholy desire to suck schlong.
He’s attracted to Sponge Bob because of all the holes in him.
I was always suspicious of his sexual orientation because whenever I watched Drinking With Sponge Bob, he would always end the video with, “Butts next! Butts next! Butts next!”.
Hilarious! – Irony
LOLOL ^^^
I agree with Thirdtwin and put Spongebob up there right after Squidbillies and Ren and Stimpy.
Maybe the high holy goat humper, caught the episode where Patrick and Sponge Bob played husband and wife. Or maybe the end of the movie, where Patrick was dressed like a hooker.
If a cartoon doesn’t have anthropomorphic animals whacking each other in the head with baseball bats and frying pans and plenty of other bloody mayhem then I’m not going to waste my time watching.
Sitting on a Puff bench
Eyeing Mr Krabbs with gay intent
Hey, Aquasponge
Bubbles blowing out his nose
Krabby patties greasing homo clothes
Hey, Aquasponge
Eating up some cold chum
Checking out his buddy Patick’s bum
Hey Aquasponge
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Feeling alone
The Bath House’s up the road
Perversion a la mode
And a cup of tea
Aquasponge my friend
Dont slink away so sleazy
You poor old sodomist
You see it’s only me
Oops forgot one couplet
Feeling like a gay fuck
Spitting out pieces of ol’ Squidward’s spunk
Aquasponge
@Uncle Al: Somehow I knew you had to be a Tom and Jerry fan.
Or was it Itchy and Scratchy?
I get those mixed up all the time.
😉
@Vietvet – Yes! And even though Wile E. Coyote mostly committed the mayhem on himself, I like Road Runner cartoons from time to time, too.
Seriously, though, vicarious cartoon violence is a great way to work out some tension and aggression in a non-destructive and non-criminal fashion.
Whew. Wonder if they put a fatwa out against Ren and Stimpy?
Well yeah… He’s a Sperm absorbent from Sideward…
@Uncle Al: I don’t know if you’ve seen this one or not, but as a C&R fan, have you ever wondered what would happen if the coyote ever actually caught the little SOB?
https://youtu.be/oLJihJ4bzPI
😉
Homophobic asshole.
Spongebob is one of the funniest cartoons ever. Used to watch it with my kids when they were little and we’d all be cracking’ up.
How do you know it’s great? Because muslims hate it. I mean, they’re a cult who hates MUSIC, for God’s sake. What else is there to say?
I’m very appreciative of the creative writing, character development in SB.
When I catch an episode today, it brings back joyous memories of me watching it with the kids 15 years ago.
homaphobes and goat rapists.
Spongebob is safe in our house.
So a sponge has an active sex life from behind.
muslims don’t like Sponge Bob because you can’t throw rocks under water. They lost all their weapons.