Intersectionality is a bitch for progressives, ain’t it?
A Brazilian waxer was asked if she would work on a “woman” who has a dong. The Muslim said that it was against her religion to handle the junk of another man (Koran stuff. You can’t mess with Koran stuff.)
The “woman” insisted that she was a woman and that women have men’s genitals.
Who are the libtards going to side with, the Muslim woman who can’t touch a penis for religious reasons, or the transgender that wants to force their penis on a bikini waxer?
Stay tuned because there is no good answer for the tribunal, and we’re about to see libtardism implode on itself.
There IS a good answer and it’s a Win:Win for our side.
The faithful servant of Allah is compelled to perform a clitoridectomy on any ‘female’.
If it’s Mooch-sized (aka Male) genitalia, just need to substitute a scimitar for a razorblade.
The first time I saw this story I said this is gonna be fun to watch. Now I just have to decide between microwaved or air-popped popcorn……
And in that spirited scene,
a loud exclamation of “Hassan chop!” would be most rousing.
The bigger question for me is why would I want/let a koran thumper anywhere near my goods or my neck, for that matter?
I forget, is Canada on Target rules, or Starbucks rules?
Ladies special, back, crack and sack.
Transgender, wax thyself. (Take that in whichever way you need it to sound.)
CAGE MATCH
Battle of the Oppressed Minorities
This calls for the CHEAPEST of beers….
The owner of the salon is who’s screwed. Protected species, off the hook
I would have lulled him to sleep with hot towels on the face and soothing music. Then signal someone to get ready to hold him down.
Can of hair spray and lighter, Poof! You can pay up front.
Give him a moist towelette on his way out
Can you mix superglue with wax? A Brazilian with a total transition
@BFH – Time for a little pronoun push-back.
Before: “…the transgender that wants to force their penis on a bikini waxer…”
After: “…the transgender who wants to force HIS penis on a bikini waxer…”
muzzie for sure.
I’m just waiting for the day when they start chucking gays off buildings here in the USA. That will be full psychotic break time for the libbys.
Its oppression poker. If you are a white straight guy then you are holding a two in your hand. If you are a white chick who is straight you get 2 tens. If you are of color you get upgraded to a Jack or Queen and if you are lesbian get another Queen (3 Queens) and so on.
The tranny (that is 4 cards right there) who is gay that ups the card value but if he’s white that drops the card value is going up against a straight chick WHO has brown skin AND is a religious minatory.
The most exciting poker game ever. However this daughter of Allah has a wild card and that is called the “Allah-u-ack-bar” card and my money is on her for the win. As in even if the Tranny wins in court he will get his head cut off before he gets the chance to cut off his little head. Shout out to Ezra Levant for the poker analogy.
Well, in the U.S. Pulse showed us that Muslims take priority over gays, so I predict it will be the same for trans.
Muslim or not, no woman should be forced to handle and wax a man’s private part if she doesn’t feel comfortable. Especially if the woman is supposed to only deal with other woman. The Muslim wins this round, and rightfully so.
The tranny is insane btw, men are men because they have equipment down there, woman are woman because they don’t. If you ‘identify’ as woman, whatever, but if you want someone besides your enabling doctor to handle your junk, either go to a men’s waxing place, or chop your peen off.
In more simple terms, one is a bolt and one is a nut. They’re made that way for a reason. And I find it hilarious that the same people desperate to remove god, who clamor for evolution being the cause of creation, don’t even understand this anymore. Two bolts don’t fit together, dumbass. Name one species where this can work and I’l buy you a porsche.
@chuffed-beyond-words – Heck, you don’t need to go down all the way to species. There’s a whole phylum that swings that way, and it includes many thousands of species. This would be phylum platyhelminthes, or flatworms. These weirdo worms are hermaphrodites and possess male and female reproductive organs at the same time (some different weirdos shift sex once during their lifetime, parrot fish are such).
Flatworm reproduction consists of penis fencing, with each trying to penetrate the other. The loser gets pregnant. I am not making this up.
I’ll take a Cayenne, thank you.
The fact that a “government tribunal” is even allowed to decide anything about this situation pisses me off.
hey, if this is how we get our ability to practice OUR religion back, i’m all for it…
fat chance, though…….
we’ll get our freedom to practice our religion back when we start beheading people…….
another fat chance….
Bring out the popcorn. This is going to be great: when the left pits one identity group against another.
The left has perfected the art of checkmating themselves.
My vote goes to the tranny for this round. Make the spa owner wax the kook’s junk.