A man was in Saudi Arabia had his business shut down because he’s been accused of bottling his own urine instead of camel urine. Yep, Muslims drink camel piss.
The traditional camel urine drink is believed to have originated from a passage in the Hadith.
The Muslim holy book contains quotes from the prophet Muhammad and it says: ‘Some people of Ukl or Uraina tribes came to Medina (in Saudi Arabia) and the climate did not suit them.
‘So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (milk) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as medicine).
‘So they went as directed and afterwards they became healthy.’
The World Health Organisation (WHO), however, has warned against drinking it.
In June, amid an outbreak of the MERS (Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus) virus, the group specifically issued a health warning against the practice which they feared would spread the condition.
Advice published on their website read: ‘Food hygiene practices should be observed. People should avoid drinking raw camel milk or camel urine.’
It’s almost as if the Koran said Muhammad banged a 9 year-old they’d follow suit.
Oh….
ht/ FDR in Hell
Hence their saying, “may piss be with you”. It must also be the religion of piss.
Reportedly the arresting officer told the suspect,
“Fellah, urine trouble now…”.
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Gee Wally, no wonder they’re perpetually pissed off!!
Please, somebody find a hadith that praises the beneficial effects of a camel semen enema. Administered by the camel, of course.
If Obama had a religion to champion it would look just like savage, psychotic islam.
Oh great. Camel eye and nose snot and mouth drool carry MERS. And they haven’t bothered to immunize the animals for it. It’s too haaaard.
It won’t be nukes that are going to wipe humanity out. It’ll be some 7th century shoeless, toothless asshole who sticks his dick in an infected beast, and then later he’ll wipe his ass with a rat and sneeze on a flock of birds.
Uraina tribe?
How fitting.
Well that sure puts a new spin on the term “a Rat’s ass” I never considered!
Props fer accuracy thar!
Well, if you live in a desert….aren’t allowed to look at or think about nekked women….can’t grow food in sand….flies in yer nostrils…just butt-fucked by the 40 guys in the last camel caravan….kind of sleepy and depressed….it’s no wonder they drink camel piss…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUFQ2ECfPOw.
To me the funniest part of the news story was the part where it said “Health inspectors swooped (in) on a vendor…”.
HEALTH INSPECTORS? To make sure someone was selling real CAMEL URINE???
BWAHAHAHAHAAA…!
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This might explain the flesh eating bacterial disease these dogs are bringing into our country.
So, if old Achmed is drinkin’ camel piss, ain’t his piss by default camel piss, too?
I think if the ol’ boy gits hisself a good city lawyer, he kin beat them charges. Maybe they could call some camel piss experts – they gotta be out there – an’ have do like a Pepsi Challenger ‘twixt ol’ Achmed’s pee an’ Clyde the camel’s pee.
Hell, court TV might even cover that, if they can find a cab driver or 7-11 clear who’ll translate for ’em. ‘Course that little ol’ blonde fat girl reporter might balk at wearin’ one ‘a them bee-keeper get-ups.
Islam, the religion of piss
Heheh…
http://tinyurl.com/gllk9zs
He has an eye for camel urine.
Dear Health Inspectors,
DON’T TELL THEM ABOUT THE HEALTH HAZARDS. We WANT to get sick and die of (un)natural causes.
Obviously when the Hadith was written someone was drunk and
Wrote drink urine instead of water.
If allah is CAMEL PISS,
does that mean that islam is SH!T?
Barry’s clan.
This could work as a field test for DHS…you know that they would run to get their drink on.
Nothin’ beats a cold camel piss to wash down some deep fried camel turds!
And you know what one has to do to get the camel to piss in a bottle?
They use their left hand to wipe. A rat would be to sanitary.
They can eat shit and bark at the moon for all I care
Actually it was Mo who told one of his followers to drink camel urine to cure some maledy.
I suspect Mo was laughing his ass off after the dunce followed his medical advice.
Know what else Arabs did in Mohammed’s time? Cut an x on a camel’s side and suck blood from the wound…… And eat locusts
And that’s the culture Islam sprang from; one of blood-sucking, piss drinking locust eaters
Ever catch a wiff, smells like they bathe in it too.
I hear that sex-ed for Islamists amounts to;
Milk, milk, lemonade.
Around the corner chocolate’s made.
One of many reasons I call it pisslam.
Next up: New research indicates that drinking camel urine makes people insanely violent and dangerously irrational.
They may be guilty of chugging down Gandicola, aka cow urine, a big Moslem taboo to enjoy the taste of the Hindu beverage.
https://gandhicola.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gc-2.jpg .
The big insult around the jihadi camp fire is to call someone “Gandi breadth”
Back in the day before bottling. Did they have to drink the urine
Straight from the source.
If you get my drift.
When Mohammed sees a camel starting to piss, does he rush over with a Home Depot bucket?
Islam – A fresh revulsion every day.
probably.
That’s likely what they had clock boy do when he arrived. “New kid – you on bucket duty!”
Why the heck can’t scholars find a long lost hadith that declares Mo-ham-head the Pedophile wanted all Mudslimes to commit suicide at age 18?
“Hey Ahmed, this camel piss doesn’t taste right …”
It was a Pakistani by the name of Khurshid. I reported on this in the Bullpen back in August. Feels kinda good to get the jump on the DailyMail for once. lol.
http://ems-solutionsinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/496ba396072ada2047a97adb5943eb2c.jpg
Could there possibly be a more loathsome lyrics backward belief system.
And a nose for camel poo, too, I’ll bet.
Never drink halal Squirt.
This would explain why all the snow cones in Dearbornistan are yellow.
The hadith does exist, but it is referring extreme situations, ie when someone is lost in desert and does not have water to drink. in that case some camel piss becomes a solution in order to preserve life. But in our days, i don’t think there is someone who continues to do so.
Apparently there is. Read the news article.
Pisslam