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Drug use in the Pacific Northwest is so prevalent that scientists have found trace amounts of narcotics in the systems of sea creatures in the area. More
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What’s next? Whales on LSD?
Sounds about right. The important thing is the phucks running Big Pharma are getting their money. How the phuck they sleep at night is beyond me.
They take drugs or alcohol to help themselves sleep at night.
Next step for the Mussels, Dealing on the side and it’s downhill from there.
I would’ve thought they would “Test the Mussels for Steroids,” but being Seattle that probably was’nt an issue !
Are they going to stop all boats at those random roadside stops where all boats must stop to check for milfoil etc. to check for illegal mussels now?
Why the big surprise? Drug gangs always brag about their mussel (in Sponge Bob Square Pants)
Yea but are any of the mussels named Vinnie?
The Mussels and other bivalves are the filters of the ocean floor.
Lazlo eats not of these types of creatures. Sea Bugs are out as well, same as sea spiders.
Lazlo got invited out to dinner with friends a while back.
Turns out it was Crab Leg night at the restaurant and my three compatriots all had enormous spider legs and assorted bivalves that they devoured in my presence. I still shudder at the sounds they made. The thought of eating a spider that size is no less terrifying than their faces, that showed only relish and content.
I have never particularly cared for clams, mussels, oysters etc. Maybe it’s because I live inland where there isn’t as much fresh seafood. I do like shrimp and lobster and crab legs though. And don’t even get me started on geoducks (gooey ducks), those large clams that look like large flaccid penises.
I anticipate a spike in the price of fresh mussels in the Seattle area.
Uhrrrrm… Fresh mussls on a bed of organic linganja… With fair, so it’s free, shrooms. Good thing my Tesla knows the way home.
AC Parker, we can assume every pillhead in Seattle is going to learn how to dig mussels.
East Coast seafood is so much better than West Coast.