And they can watch an eternal mandatory loop of Baloney the purple idiot dinosaur and teletubbies till their minds turn to Jello.
Don’t forget the Pampers!
I got some formula for them.
Manpons! Manpons!
Make sure it’s soy milk they have sensitive tummies
It’s soy milk that’s turned them all gay in the first place.
Sorry they have sensitive gay tummies
A Binky, you almost forgot the Binky!
Good one!
And they can watch an eternal mandatory loop of Baloney the purple idiot dinosaur and teletubbies till their minds turn to Jello.
When they say they’re going clubbing, it means they’re heading out to Friendly’s.
Don’t forget the rectal aspirin suppositories.