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My Middle Name is Kevin

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  1. LOL!
    Kevin may not be able to do anything about his name.
    But if the Journalists group has a problem with the acronym of their full name, then maybe it’s time to change the name of their group.

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  2. Kevin is a better first name than a middle name. I read a few years ago that of all the names on dating sites the name that got the least favorable response from wimmin was Kevin.

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  3. Kevin and Steve. I’ve not known a Steve who wasn’t a seething degenerate criminal.

    I worked with a Keith who I thought, for many years, was a horrible person. And then one day he snatched my buttset off my belt and held it up for the crew to see. “THIS is how a telephone man stows his gear!”

    Keith was the one who came into the shop and kicked the Coke machine into the wall, and screamed, “I’m IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!”

    One morning, at 1711, Keith came in being his usual self and got into a disagreement with a former Army cat. I don’t remember the Army guy’s name, but the Army guy picked up Keith by his jacket and pounded Keith through a table. Boots hit the ceiling, and all that. The legs of the table blew out, the wood shattered. Tom, the boss, came in in a huff and I said, “These tables aren’t worth shit! Fall apart if you fart on them!” Somehow that was the end of it.

    The telco was weird shit.

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  4. She must have thought he was hot. Here’s the conversion from Kelvin to Fahrenheit.

    Kelvin to Fahrenheit
    Fahrenheit to Kelvin (Swap Units)
    Kelvin

    Based upon the definitions of the Centigrade scale and the experimental evidence that absolute zero is -273.15ºC

    Kelvin to Fahrenheit formula
    °F =
    (K – 273.15)* 1.8000
    + 32.00

    There’s maybe three people on this site that will get this. Oh well.

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  5. So Erik, you are Snow Miser, I’m more of a Heat Miser.
    I plan on running 5K tomorrow or Friday in 112 degree Las Vegas heat…

    Probably tomorrow in celebration of the man with the biggest balls, Buzz Aldrin and the Apollo 11 moon landing anniversary.
    Think about it, that mofo strapped on a rocket in 1969 technology and said “let’s go to the motherfucking moon!”
    I salute thee…

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  6. This looks like a good thread to “drop” this into…
    (itz an oldie, but a goodie)

    Temperature Drop Milestones

    Degrees (Fahrenheit)

    65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

    60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

    50 Miami residents turn on the heat

    45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

    40 You can see your breath
    Californians shiver uncontrollably
    Minnesotans go swimming

    35 Italian cars don’t start

    32 Water freezes
    Richard Simmons puts on long pants

    25 Ohio water freezes
    Californians weep pitiably
    Minnisotans eat ice cream
    Canadians go swimming

    20 DemocRats begin to talk about the homeless
    New York city water freezes
    Miami residents plan vacation further south

    15 French cars don’t start
    Cat insists on sleeping in the bed with you

    10 You need jumper cables to get the car going

    5 American cars don’t start

    0 Alaskans put on T-shirts

    -10 German cars don’t start
    Eyes freeze shut when you blink

    -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
    Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
    Miami residents cease to exist

    -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
    Republicans actually do something about the homeless
    Minnisotans shovel snow off the roof
    Japanese cars don’t start

    -25 Too cold to think
    You need jumper cables to get the driver going

    -30 You plan a two week hot bath
    Swedish cars don’t start
    Politicians actually put their hands in their own pockets

    -40 Californians disappear
    Minnisotans button top button
    Canadians put on sweaters
    Your car helps you plan your trip south

    -50 Congressional hot air freezes
    Alaskans close the bathroom window

    -80 Hell freezes over
    Polar bears move south
    Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game

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