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“My Schvantz Is Pure, It’s a Lie Detector Test and It Can’t Be Fooled”

Sunday, 24 January 2016, 13:00 BFH Uncategorized 55

Crowder said something mean about a large-size woman who’s trying to sell a calendar featuring her semi-nude pictures. She responded back with a feminist tirade. He responds to her here ——->Screen Shot 2016-01-24 at 5.28.07 AM

Crowder’s best point, and he glosses over it quickly, is that it’s strange that these people demand that we change our biological responses to beauty. Aren’t we afforded the opportunity to simply say, “I was born this way”?

55 Comments on “My Schvantz Is Pure, It’s a Lie Detector Test and It Can’t Be Fooled”

  3. “Let’s do a calendar for broke men with pencil dicks and beer bellies. If women don’t find it attractive, we’ll complain until they do.”

    From the comments at the link

  13. My first thought also. Weight gain is a problem for many people, for many reasons. But genetics plays no role in self mutilation. Well, on second thought, maybe in a way it could.

  14. Sorry, honey, you are obese and ugly. You could probably do something to make your situation better, but you chose, instead, to get all tatted up and pretend everyone else owes you something.

  16. Morbid obesity says it all. She is well beyond plus sized. A healthy self-esteem is a good thing yet a healthy self-esteem does not glorify that which is repulsive. Did she post this because she loves repulsion?

    I’m surprised libtards aren’t criticizing her the way they criticize smokers for costing the every one on the planet more in health care costs. Why aren’t they screeching about how she uses more than she needs and there are starving people in Lower Shithead land. Oh yeah and she’s causing global warming. Gee what would let’s move Mooch Obozo have to say? Guaranteed there isn’t one libtard on the planet who wants to sit next to her on a plane or bus or subway.

    I suppose there are fetishists who would get off on her but no normal healthy male would.
    If she loves living in a sea of fat, fine, but don’t expect admiration for grotesque excesses.

  18. I’m totally with Crowder, with one reservation. Unlike Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer posing nude, I think it does take courage (or stupidity) to post a Youtube video challenging the current, progressive, politically correct self-delusions. But here’s my reservation: the public’s perception of beauty HAS shifted over time. Whether it was due to a rappers’s admission that he liked big butts, or an apparently talent-free (yet inexplicably famous) woman who bares her gargantuan ass for a camera at every opportunity; women with big, fat, ugly asses are now considered attractive by at least a segment of the population. Has that always been true? Have fat ass admirers just been in the closet all this time, and now they feel free to come out and reveal their fetish? Or have beauty ideals undergone a seismic shift, similar to the shift that occurs between Kim Kardashian’s cheeks, every time she takes a step?

  27. That female is not attractive. 50% of that is because of the massive blubber, the other 50% is the nastiness of her personality.

    I’m a red blooded male, and I think I speak for 90% of us –

    way too skinny? Yuck.
    way too fat? Yuck
    Liberal nastiness? Yuck

    Give me a normal conservative and HAPPY chick with some normal healthy meat on her bones and some well proportioned sweater puppies and we’ll be just fine.

    Mrs. Bob is quite slender but has padding in all the right places. I often tell her she could stand to put on a few pounds.

    But not 2 extra people’s worth, lol.

  36. People with anorexia look in the mirror and see an image that is too fat. Are people like this the opposite of that, where a morbidly obese woman looks in the mirror and sees a beautiful, healthy body? It may be a mental illness, in which case, people who go along with it for the sake of political correctness are enablers.

  37. She’s a lardass. She has an eating disorder. She’s not sexy, she’s not sexually desirable to a normal human male. Her weight is dangerous to her health.

    And she wants me to believe lies about her physical, distorted form.

    My mom is nuts too, but not nearly this bad.

    If I’m going to have to pay with my tax money to have her knees and hip joints replaced because she has burdened her frame with way more than it was designed to support I’m just gonna’ be pissed.

  38. Okay, willysgoat, you hit me with a little historical perspective and made a good point, there (even if I never could really believe the Rubens ideal). But you’re still wrong about pineapple on pizza, dammit.

  40. The old dump truck versus sports car argument and the fact that between the extremes there’s the F-150 Lightning.

    There’s big and firm which can be sexy, and then there’s lump of shit big, like Tess Holliday. While I likely will limit my direct exposure to a big fat greasy hog because I’ll get sick if I accidentally get a wafting of fromunda. I have no problem interacting with morbidly obese women, only I try and approach them upwind. So I guess since I’m afraid to smell them, Crowder is correct, sexual attractiveness is pretty much off the table.

  42. She past Curvy Girl status about 200lbs ago. She need to start an exercise program. Starting with Push Aways. She needs to push away from the feeding trough about a half hour earlier than usual.

  43. People want to be attractive. I remember the Charles Atlas ads in comic books as a kid and sending away for the program. Just wanting it so damn bad. Dreaming about the results. Checking on progress every day. It takes will and work and sweat. These lazy, gorging pigs want it without the work, sacrifice and dedication.

    They are the welfare slugs of fitness, demanding that we pay for their ugliness with our adoration just as others demand that we pay for their food, housing, phones and WiFi with our hard-earned.

    But it is a lot easier to take our hard-earned than it is to appropriate our natural reaction to beauty.

  44. A combination of stress overeating, injury, prescription medication and menopause caused my weight to double beginning around 1993. Since then, I can’t get a white guy to ask me out to save my life. It’s all black dudes, and they all want to grab my big ass. I can say this with absolute certainty, because they always reference this body part when they’re hitting on me–they’re not at all shy in their praises.

    So yes, big behinds have been popular for a long time……at least with a certain part of the population.

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