Sometimes when I search for products on the internet I get the weirdest results.
This time, I searched Walmart for Tropicana Watermelon Juice.
Why was this the search result??? I went looking for juice, and it gives me a lesbian film. What does this have to do with watermelon? Those women aren’t even black! (I kid, I kid)
See, stuff like this is why I avoid Walmart.
I ended up buying the juice somewhere else. So let me give you my review of it. It sucks.
Next time search for Tropicana Watermelon Jews…
I can send my wife to Walmart to get any item that I would like and they don’t have it. My wife is stunned at how I do it.
Centrum adult chewable vitimins. Out of stock for weeks. Why?
They reformulated the pill and cut the iron in half. Same price of course.
website was built by the same people that gave us the obombacare website.
Yeah – I did a Wal-Mart search for laxatives and up popped a Hillary for President poster!
Oh, crap. I just bought a new microwave on their website, no telling what’s gonna be in the box.
I shouldn’t complain, my old one lasted twelve and and a half years in a bachelor’s house.
Okay…but what did you think of the film?!?
So let me give you my review of it. It sucks.
Yeah, so what sucks about the video?
Even Google searches are getting worse over time.
I needed a Jeep wiring diagram and it took me 3 hours of paging to finally land this:
https://www.scribd.com/doc/10078577/Jeep-Wiring-diagrams
Same kind of things happen at Amazon. I suspect it’s because they offshore their data entry work to people who don’t really understand the products or the categories.
In Amazon’s case they may also be relying too much on The Mechanical Turk.
Government is probably enforcing some kind of lesbian product quota.
Just 15 minutes ago, I burned up my little Nija blender I got last year from Walmart. About the third time I used the damn thing.
Fck’n Chinese shit!
@Mecahnic, if you plan on keeping the vehicle for a while and doing your own repair work, go to a Jeep dealership and order a shop manual from them. They’re not cheap, but they are the best.
Last night went looking for some new mini USB charge/sync cables on Amazon. First page has what I think I want, 5 cables for $9.99. One of the cables is 10 foot though, so I don’t want that. So I find another sale 5 cables for $9.99 all 1 meter. Then I think I’m getting ripped off because there were 7 extra feet in the other sale. That’s when I realized there are 248 PAGES (50 per page) of results!! Fuck me, after wasting 2 hours trying to find what suits me best as a good deal was impossible. I ended up instead looking at wireless charging stations for 20 bucks and decided in the end the whole deal is a waste and I went to bed at 3am, saved all my money.
♫Old dogs, children and homemade watermelon wine. ♫
https://youtu.be/eSMPzYNXyk8
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When I searched Walmart.com for Tropicana Watermelon Juice, I got this:
http://www.walmart.com/search/?query=Tropicana%20Watermelon%20Juice.
Are you sure you didn’t search for some other kind of – um, “juice”…?
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