Daily Caller: Video caught the moment that a naked man in California ran into heavy traffic and was struck by a car, ABC7 reported Saturday.
The man, who was apparently having a mental health crisis, jumped off the fence at his family’s home directly into a sea of traffic Thursday morning, according to ABC7.
The video shows the man miraculously escape being hit as he makes it halfway across the road before getting rocked by an oncoming car and flipping over its hood. MORE
The men in white coats with large butterfly nets need to haul this naked bozo off to the nearest funny farm and incarcerate him there.
Good thing for the lady driving the car there is video evidence of what happened to share with the insurance agent. Imagine that conversation…
When I struck a deer that ran into my car I saved the fur that was stuck in the trim and shared it with the guy who performed the repair cost estimate. He chuckled when he opened the envelope I gave him.
If I hit a naked guy having a mental health crisis I’d probably decide it was a good idea to have my own mental health crisis. At least it would be a carefully considered and rational decision to go a little nutso.
It’s hard to avoid the George Floyd statues when they’re running right in front of you.
Good thing he wusn’t taking Cialis, or he’d a hit two lanes of traffic!
California man:
“Hey Florida man, check this out!”
“The man, who was apparently having a mental health crisis”
It never fails does it? Always jumping to conclusions before all the facts are gathered.
Naked and UNafraid. Trailer for next TV drama.
You’re just like crosstown traffic, so hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic, I don’t need to run over you
Crosstown traffic, all you do is slow me down
And I’m trying to get on the other side of town
Probably one of those “I just escaped from six years locked in a basement” guys. Been reading about far too many of these lately.
Shitpants famously strolled around naked alot of the time. Why couldn’t he have done this a few years ago… (sigh).
I’m not sure if ‘it’ was an illegal or one of those politically correct ones.
No matter it got up and ran away, couldn’t have been hurt too bad
That will leave a starfish mark/stain on the windshield.
Looney Tunes California Man’s version of training for Track and Field Summer Olympics hurdle events.
someone’s husband just got home unexpectedly….