You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man
who shot President Reagan in 1981. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released. Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley. We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady:
To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting Ronnie. We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We’re confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.
Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family
P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
Author unknown. HT/ Ohio Dan
damn
She”s 94. Leave her the fuck alone.
If Hinckley believes that he really is crazy.
Jeez, that is so fcuked up on so many levels….
Totally loved it
Had me going there for a minute. lol.
How in the world are you interpreting this as “doing something to Nancy Reagan”?
Its possible..Barry likes them MANLY.Or BI
“…banging Jody Foster like a screen door in a tornado.”
Fabulous turn of a phrase. That’s going into the repertoire.
that joke is as old as Hillary’s …. nope I can’t say it
I dunno – who would want to bang a screen door in a tornado?
😉
Maybe he was talking about Jodie Foster.
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It might be old to you, but somehow I had not read it and did not see that PS coming. Thanks for the morning laugh.
Mr. Brad must be drunk. This is funny as heck!