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NASA Announced Trapped Astronauts Will Return to Earth on SpaceX Dragon

Saturday, 24 August 2024, 19:00 Claudia Uncategorized 22

… next year.

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22 Comments on NASA Announced Trapped Astronauts Will Return to Earth on SpaceX Dragon

  1. Whut are they gonna do with the Boing clunker? I guess they’ll have let it decay and burn up… maybe!
    Too bad they can’t send it into a higher orbit and let it wander around for some alien to eventually see how fuked up it was!

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  3. It’s one of the jobs of the vice president to pretend they know something about space and are representing the President in meetings.

    Other than that, thanks to Boeing’s incompetence. The two people trapped up there are going to have significant biological damage by being in space that long. Perhaps Boeing should get out of the space business.

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  12. Kamala: I love space. Space is in my head daily. I dream about space. In my administration, we will grab a lot of space and open up space to those that were formerly denied space – woman, non-whites, normal so-called sexual deviants, people with disabilities. Nobody will be refused space in my administration, no matter how big or small the space.

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  16. Roscosmos could have them back in a month. But pride is more important than the astronauts lives. Asking Russia for help would be embarrassing. Better damaged or dead astronauts than that.

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  17. This needs to be put into perspective. Blame it on what ever you want. The end result is the United States number one defense contractor has been rendered useless. That’s no small thing and puts our country in major peril. We, DLA contractors, are hearings someone is trying to purchase Boeing defense. We’re all praying it’s Musky.

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  21. @Tony R

    At first I thought “No Way” does she come back pregnant. She ain’t very attractive. But then, I looked at the guy astronaut, and he ain’t either. So maybe they are made for each other.

    A biq question: if the two lovebirds have a kid and it’s born in space, what is the kid’s nationality? An American, an Alien, or somethig else? Just for that possibility playing out, I’d like to see them stranded up there for another year.

    The PP of course would demand they abort the baby. Now that could get even more insteresting.

    And what will the guy’s wife do when he comes back, all red-faced and averting her stern look. “Look honey, I’m not the father…really, ya gotta believe me dear. It was an alien who did it to her, I swear”.

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  22. Tony R
    Saturday, 24 August 2024, 21:30 at 9:30 pm
    “Any bets the woman comes back pregnant?”

    …the “MileS High Club”? Sure, Ive heard astronauts have said such things go on, no reason to doubt it, ugly or pretty biology works the same.

    …but with Willie Brown’s Semen Receptacle in putative charge, she could certainly counsel them on ways to beat the bishop that do NOT risk pregnancy, and Democrats are noted for always finding new and more disgusting ways to be perverts so, probably…

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