NASA Consults Priests and Theologians to Help If Alien Life Is Ever Discovered – IOTW Report

NASA Consults Priests and Theologians to Help If Alien Life Is Ever Discovered

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The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is recruiting priests and theologians to assess how the world’s major religions would react to the news of discovering extraterrestrial life and advise the agency on how to quell civil unrest upon the revelation.

The agency has enlisted 24 religious experts to develop protocols for the discovery of alien life in its Center for Theological Inquiry program at Princeton University in New Jersey.

NASA provided CTI with a $1.1 million grant to create the program devoted to researching “the societal implications of astrobiology” in 2015. More

14 Comments on NASA Consults Priests and Theologians to Help If Alien Life Is Ever Discovered

  1. LOL! I can just see one of the tranny bishops explaining the origins of mankind to the grey. At that point, the grey will telepathically fry the trannies brain….what’s lef6t of it.

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  2. So simple…..to a conservative Christian. God is All, He made All. He made the Universe and everything in it, including all Life.
    Do you REALLY think that the only Life that He made in the entire Universe was on this puny little ball of mud called Earth?
    Then what would be the surprise to find Life (possibly even sentient life) elsewhere in the Universe?

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  3. @Mya

    “If and/or when extraterrestrial life is discovered, earthbound “religious experts” are in for a big reappraisal.”

    Reappraisal of what? What do you think their response would be?

  4. Unless they are planning to Fuck the Aliens in the AQss, what good would a priest be?

    Or are they planning on giving Half our stuff to them like Pope Frankie the socialist wants?

  5. NASA tech: “Sir, I believe we’ve made contact with an extraterrestrial life form.”
    General Hapablap: “Great Scott! Put it through the loud speaker!”
    Speaker: “…bbzzzt…crackle…..GREETINGS PEOPLE OF EARTH…DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT SPACE JESUS?”

  6. “GREETINGS PEOPLE OF EARTH…DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT SPACE JESUS?””

    Reply:

    FIRST, WE’D LIKE TO TALK YO YOU ABOUT OUR EXTENDED SERVICE PLAN”

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