Need Song Titles

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1. Fingering made easy! Should be fudge packing made easy…

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2. Hey Dude
   Touch of Gay
   I Got You Dave

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3. Jefferson’s Starfish featuring Grace ‘Icky’ Sick

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4. Honey, kids, daddies taking a walk on the wild side.

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5. Smell my finger and it doesn’t smell like fish…..

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6. Deep Poople’s Mushroom Head

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7. What’s This Thing Called Love?

   (I’ve only got oldies, sorry.)

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8. Owner of a Lonely Fart

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9. ‘Purple Penis Eater”

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10. “Back Door Man”…

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11. “Big Ten Inch..Absorbed”…

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12. Ummm… hey hat….. you trying to tell us sumthin?

    “How about Me and Robert McGee”

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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13. “He’s a Laddie. Whoa whoa whoa, He’s a Laddie
    Talkin’ about that vapin’ Laddie, and the laddie is mine”

    (Apologies to Tom Jones)

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14. “Itsy Bitsy Show My Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini”…

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15. “I’ve Looked at Love from Both Sides Now”, but sung by a guy.

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16. “Jumping’ Jack Flashed Me”…

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17. “It was a one-eyed, one-horned, fleshy chocolate starfish mauler”

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18. “Titties and Beards”….

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19. “Crossdresser Hurricane”

    (THIS one is about Mueller coming out”…)

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20. ” You Can Leave Your Hard On”….

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21. …pretty much ANYTHING by Rod Stewart…

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22. “I Left My Heart And My Virginity in San Francisco”

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23. Tranama
    Runnin’ With The Gerbil
    And The Homo Sucks Cock
    The Full Bung

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24. “Bro-hemian Rhapsody”…

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25. ” Crazy Little Thing Called Larry”…

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26. I wanna hold your gland.

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27. With apologies to The Beatles, I Wanna Hold Your Dick. Dickie Doo and the Dont’s along with Dick Dale wouldn’t be able to perform today without being mercilessly mocked. See Dick sing gaily, see Dick suck, don’t be a Dick!

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28. “(There’s No Place Like) Homo for the Holidays”

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29. Pulling Russell From His Shell.

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30. Poke Salad Arnie.

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31. Why Not Take Allah Me.

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32. Billy squire “The Stroke”

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33. Fisting The Night Away.

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34. Rim Around Stu.

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35. Just going through the hits of 1971:

    He’s a Lady
    Theme from Shaft
    Uncle Albert and Admiral Halsey
    Treat Him Like a Lady
    Watching Scotty Grow

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36. “Crazy ‘Bout Stu”

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37. Cum On Feel The Boyz.

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38. Watching Snotty Grow was bad enough without the vision of him growing a boner.

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39. Me And Yul And A Dog Named Boo.

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40. Squealin In The Rears.

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41. 99 Poof Buffoons.

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42. When A Trans Loves A Woman.

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43. The Caca Reina.

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44. Slurp City.

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45. “In The Poop Chute Now”…

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46. Bath House Of The Rising Son.

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47. Where The Boys Are

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48. Fairy Cross The Mersey.

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49. From 1970, and no changes needed:
    Up Around the Bend
    Ride Captain Ride
    Ball of Confusion
    Tighter and Tighter
    Which Way You Going Billy
    Gimme Dat Ding
    Midnight Cowboy
    Jam Up and Jelly Tight

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50. Pride In The Name Of Luvs.

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51. And My Dingaling by Chuck Berry.

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52. Stop Dragging My Fart Around.

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53. Bread And Butt Hair.

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54. my ding-a-ling / chuck berry

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55. People…People Who Love Peep Holes…

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56. A Brown Eyed Earl.

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57. Lookin’ For Love in all the Wrong Places

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58. In Too Deep

    The House of the Rising Dick

    Legs in the Air Tonight

    The Ballad of Ronnie and Clyde

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59. “I Will Swallow You” (very oldie)

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60. Pushin’ Too Hard

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61. Pansy Lane

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62. Colon My World.

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63. Lay down Wally

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64. any show tune, actually … or
    Blow you, Blow me
    or anything by ABBA, actually …

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65. The Devil went down on George

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66. Chained Melody

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67. I Love Dick And Balls

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68. Baby, It’s Cold Inside (My Closet).

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69. The Meat Is On

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70. Lick Him Up

    Okay. I’ll stop now. 😇

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71. Sitting on the Cock of the Gay

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72. Manhunter

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73. Welcome to the Bunghole

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74. Knights in White Satin….

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75. Bloody Son Day

    (You too)

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76. Mississippi Queen

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77. My boy Lollipop. A gay classic

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78. Maneater (no change in title necessary)

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79. How Deep Is Your Butt.

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80. Prancing With Myself.

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81. Lisping In America.

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82. Down Low On The Corner.

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83. My boy lolipop

84. Do right man do right man

85. Come on Eddie

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86. Where does my love go ?

87. Tumbling Dudes

88. Entering the sandman

89. (Keep It Gay With) Reacharound Stu

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90. Spit The Load, Jack

    With Gay Charles

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91. More Than A Reaming

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92. Poppa’s Got a Brand New Fag

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93. Pegging Stu

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94. So stuck in you

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95. Don’t let your son go down on me

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96. Wreck my halls with balls of holly

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97. Great balls of fire

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98. Where Have All The Cowgirls Gone?

    Oops, Wrong Orientation

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99. Where Have All The T-Girs Gone

    (That’s Better)

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100. Balls of Confusion

101. Get Packed (Joe, Joe)

102. Long Balled Sammy

103. Oops, Wrong Orientation,,,
     Callmelennie and you waited till than to point it out?
     LOL

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104. Dont get me wrong, NB. When I speak of orientation, I’m referring to the cowgirl’s orientation …..

     You know, when she’s face to face with you … IF ya knowhatImean