The story of…… (fill in blank)
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First the memory turns to shit…
– Then the country
Is that a tranny? Looks like a man in a dress.
Is that suitcase full of Georgia ballots?
“Biden There, Done That”
” ‘Biden Awhile” (abidin’)
Since the old perv likes swimming nude in front of SS women I always felt the Nirvana “swimming naked baby” album with his old mug would be appropriately disgusting…
Sniffs Like Teen Spirit
“Biden our time …”
Carrying an M-60.
izlamo delenda est …
“We don’t cotton much to no Biden roun here.”
Carrying a little girl (bout Clair’s size).
izlamo delenda est …
“Biden Gump.”
“Some say Biden done come and gone.”
Kamel-Ho feasting on Joey’s carcass.
izlamo delenda est …
The story of Chauncy Biden, a complete imbecile holding the levers of world power.
“Don’t pull a Biden.”
“Use Depends.”
Joey with a load in his drawers.
izlamo delenda est …
“The Bidening”
A story of greed, obsession, lust for toddlers, ascent in politics, winning the ultimate prize but possessing no knowledge or memory of it.
izlamo delenda est …
Biden Poppins….
I know this is bad, but instead of the umbrella, have him holding a little girls hand and Humper holding her other hand. Put a crack pipe in Humper’s mouth and in the other hand his laptop. May as well tell it like it is.
Cheater Chance
Chauncey Grabber
“Hidin Biden.”
Kamel-Ho’s strategy to take the usurper’s place in the White Hut.
izlamo delenda est …
A Perverts Home Companion…
Dark Winter. No Spring.
Joey flew over the cuckoos nest….
“Cuttin the Cheese with Biden.”
Drink whisky and garbage-truck juice for a week, eat chine bone, ham stuffed with kale, stale beer, month-old pickled hard boiled eggs, and dry popcorn – then get into a crowded elevator and release your inner Biden.
izlamo delenda est …
@Loco 😆 Or the baby is freaked out by Joe’s blond hairs drifting upwards and glistening underwater. 🤢
機會的故事
Okay, it’s still “The story of chance,” but in Biden’s primary language.
Merry Pimpings
“Just a spoonful of stimulus makes the bullshit go down…”
Life is a state of mindlessness
The story of…..Treason, Greed, and Destruction of a Great Nation.
All really GREAT – but Chalupa for the Win!
Sometimes, that coat and zipper doesn’t just open itself.
‘I’ve been here in the swamp…all my life’
Dianny: “The story of chance,”
The Story of Cheat
The power of Trunalimunumaprzure. It’s what got me and Hunter here. And my wife. And my sister. And my wife’s sister. Or my…Raise that up. Or my,
Look, folks. This is no joke.
Impersonating a President
Getting there was half the fraud; remembering where is all of it!
Nibbling on fingers and chewing up the Constitution.
“Don’t let the sundown on me.”
Does it matter? He’s not running anything anyway. Either will that slut harris when she’s put in.
China is calling the shots. The only loset if biden dies, etc is Dr. Pepper (biden’s idiot wife): she’ll lose her perks.
… a man and his rose garden.
“I like to watch”
Biden There
The story of the imaginary president.
The story of the hider and Hunter
“This is the story of a boy named Joe …”
Joe was a pervert. He liked little girls – really little girls – just out of their diapers – especially out of their diapers. One day he decided that politics could mask anything – even sick perversions. So he ran for office in a state which didn’t know of his perverted tendencies. And he won. And continued to win for the next half century – giving him ample opportunities to practice his perversions – there were always sycophants with daughters or grand-daughters that they were willing to prostitute for a good word in the right ear. So Joey perfected the scam and made contacts among all the perverts in the House, the Senate, the Courts, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the State Department, Hollywood – anywhere perverts could be found perverting and were in need of protection and were willing to share.
Take that Gilbert O’Sullivan video and put in Joey’s face.
izlamo delenda est …
Jackass Joe: “Peeing There”
Old movie updated…”Mr. Smith Goes Back to Delaware.”
Hey, that’s what I said seven posts ago only I wish Biden Wasn’t There…in the White House
“Joe’s the modern equivalent of Chance Gardener from the movie Being There, only not as smart.”
“Who crapped in my pants”?
(I can’t recall who originated this to give them credit)
The Heist Man Cometh
It’s a poster for an opera remake: Rig-Electo
Should be money bulging from the suitcase and instead of an English umbrella he should be holding an open Chinese parasol in the other hand.
Make it CCP flag with Mao’s image on the parasol so nobody can miss the connection.
The Greenback Mile
Supercalifragilistic-Trunalimunumaprzure-alidocious
Agreed, Dr. Tar.
The image needs to reflect;
“The China Connection” or
Creeping Biden, Hidden Dragon Xi
Toilet paper stuck to his foot and trailing behind him, like Jacky Gleason in “Smokey and the Bandit”.
The USA flag upside down above the White House.
Don’t slam the lid on me when I’m getting a drink of water.
“You tell Raphael…”
https://youtu.be/Dhyyz1dRc0c
With a pen and a phone…However he’s forgotten how to use them without Dr. Jill’s “assistance”.
“Now you see him, Now you don’t”
“Band of Stutters”
“Glad-he-ate-her”
“Fist
full of doll hairs”
“He wants to keep a lid on it”
I’d write the movie title “Being There” but I’d strike it out and write “Beijing’s Here” and add Dr Tar’s visual suggestions of money bulging in the suitcase and make the umbrella a Chinese parasol but I’d keep the parasol folded like the original and I’d make it red … since you asked, lol
Saint peter don’t you call me
’cause I can’t go,
I owe my soul
to China
16 tons
BTW, BFH, it’s cool to see you making memes again.
In a Weird Al tribute to George Strait’s “Cowboy Rides Away”…
“This is where the lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier rides away”.
“It sho is a white man’s world” (the housekeeper when she saw Chance on the tee vee and talking heads interpreting his gardening advice for economic philosophy).
@Anonymous — My favorite part of the film was the outtake at the end: “You go tell Rafael that I ain’t no Western Union Messenger….”
“All will be well in the garden.”