Neptune looks Just Like Uranus

22 Comments on Neptune looks Just Like Uranus

1. So does Pelosi.

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2. If Uranus is light blue-green, please see your proctologist right away.

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3. https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY?si=fZX2Tz84PJgieIRG

4. If Joe is lookin’ at Uranus, you’ve got a REAL BIG PROBLEM!

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5. Shouldn’t the color of Uranus be turd brown?

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6. That does it. Im gping to Saturn instead.

7. “The study’s new images provide the closest approximation yet of what we would see with the naked eye if we were somehow able to travel to these planets.”
   So, not really ‘true’?

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8. “More than 30 million miles away, they are the two most distant known major planets in our solar system.”

   What the hell does that mean?

   Uranus is 1.8 billion miles from the sun,
   Neptune is 2.8 billion miles from the sun,
   Earth is 93 million miles from the sun.

   How does “more than 30 million miles away” compute into any of that?

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9. If your anus is that color and glows in the dark you wouldn’t need to buy a bike reflector for riding at night.

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10. No it doesn’t!
    https://imgs.search.brave.com/8DY5Gzz0ArP_D73dnmoSXXUOCYvEQlqO5U6uxCTC1yQ/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS5mdWdseS5jb20v/SU1BR0VTL1JhbmRv/bS9oZWFkX3VwX2Fz/cy5qcGc
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11. More interesting than color:

    https://phys.org/news/2024-01-titan-magic-islands-honeycombed-hydrocarbon.html

    …which is unrelated, of course, to this:

    https://www.sci.news/archaeology/cerne-abbas-giant-12580.html

12. Reinstate Pluto; equal gravity for all planets!

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13. My anus is not any shade of blue, thank you very much.

14. No wonder that aliens make sure the windows are up and the doors are locked when cruising past Uranus!

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15. Planet Earth is blue;
    and there’s nothing I can dooooooooooo …

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16. What’s all this I hear about bleaching Uranus?

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17. Not only bleach, but pointing yer ass to the sun to tan it!

    So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
    And that’s it hangin’ on the shed!
    Tie me kangaroo down, sport!

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18. I just know MJA couldn’t wait to write that headline.

19. The other day a UFO landed in my yard an Alien got out and we started talking when the conversation turned to food, he told me that Uranus makes the best fudge.

20. I will now sub in…

    I invented Uranus

    Brian Williams

21. Actually, I discovered Uranus … AND Neptune.

22. Well I penetrated Uranus …