Never Ending Pasta Pass Sells Out In Under A Second – IOTW Report

Never Ending Pasta Pass Sells Out In Under A Second

Yesterday, 24,000 people purchased an Olive Garden 9-week Never Ending pasta pass at 2:00 pm for $100. They all qualify for a chance to purchase one of 50 life time pasta pass for $400. 

The volume of traffic vying to purchase the 9-week pass was so great that a number of individuals complained of site glitches the prevented them from scarfing up one for themselves. More

This is an annual offer, so better luck next year, pasta lovers.

 

26 Comments on Never Ending Pasta Pass Sells Out In Under A Second

  1. Pasta is a buck a pound. $100 for the 1st chance
    + $400 for the final chance at lifetime pastsa
    = 500 pounds of pasta @ $500. A very hungry man
    can manage at most 1/3 a pound at a time;
    thats 1,500 very large, individual pasta servings.
    I like pasta and I usually eat in one form or another
    about 4 times a month. Say 50 times a year.
    That’s 30 years of pasta. Add your travel costs and
    the sides + beverage + tip which cost much more
    than a 33.33 cent pasta serving and economically,
    You Lose. Big.

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  2. At John August 16, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    “A very hungry man can manage at most 1/3 a pound at a time”

    You must be new here.
    Our Kids Menu starters are half pounder appetizers.

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  3. Our entire family sucks in maybe 2 pounds of pasta per year. They hate spag, alFREDO, and lasagna. I love lasagna and make it once a year just to test the waters and end up eating about half of it by myself and toss the rest. Most of that 2 lbs is kids w/ mac&cheese when I slack off on meal planning.

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  4. Looking to find
    1 Good Cook
    At least 7 major cuisines and bakery skills a must
    Must be willing to work for free
    Please submit samples to our executives suite

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