The idea is that it’s a rug at the side of your bed, and to turn it off you have to step on it. So you’re halfway out of bed.
But, if I had this
, people would find me curled up on the rug like a Doberman on a couch cushion.
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That’s all fine and dandy unless you sleep with a 1911 on your night stand.
I often dream abut an alarm clock that would scream “get the fuck out of bed asshole” for my choice employees that couldn’t wake up in a normal way.
The day I need an alarm clock is the day I change careers.
When you like what you do, it is he opposite that bedevils you. Waking up early on occasion and forcing yourself to get enough rest.
On top of that, the machine makes one dislike getting out of bed. When you start your day like that, it becomes an uphill climb.
A kid may need one for discipline, but no adult should own one other than a wind up one for when traveling.
Toss the damn thing, it will be rough, like when your pacifier was removed, but you will be better off for it.
Clockmed is getting lazy. It now doubles as a prayer rug.
In college I had a disc changer that would play Pink Floyd’s song ‘Time’ every morning at 8AM.
It took about two weeks before I started waking up as soon as the disc started changing. I was always wide eyed and bushy tailed from then on by 8AM.
I can only sleep 4 hrs anyway. Never needed a clock.
Does anyone know what Brad has….. A 1911 what?
Gold watch?
Coin?
It’s a watch Barry.
Brad calls his .45- 1911.
I call mine Sally
Must be a commander bob tail.
Obama has a REGGIE that wakes him up.
It keeps moaning until Barack puts his tongue in his rectum.
Then it moans louder…
My dog would lay on that all night. Would it still work?
I thought you swat guys liked plastic guns
Ah, then there’s the part about earning that daily bread. Loving what you do that much is a luxury not enjoyed by lot of us. Doing my part in this small corner to help others get with the program. And it takes an alarm clock.
I have an Alarm Cock, the girls wake from their drugged state shortly after sucking on it.
I don’t need an alarm clock, my body clock nearly always wakes me up early every morning, of course having a job where I’m up at O dark thirty every day also helps. I’ve always been a morning person which is why I’m up already just before 4 AM again. Even on weekends I’m always up by at least 5 AM. And with a cat who sleeps at the foot of my bed and greets me as soon as I start moving and the dog telling she needs to go outside.
I don’t like what I do at least anymore do in most part to the pia labor that’s required. I do get up before the clock goes of 99%of the time thus I use it as a back up in case unless my dream is one to be cherished like that of an assassination of a real d-bag (it happens once in a great while).