Youniverse – The place a trans person exists where they think anyone should give a shit about their ever changing pronouns
Errorist – A lefty that continually pushes known failed policies
Askhole – A journalist who’s been instructed by the DNC to ask softball questions
Nonversation – What takes place whenever a lefty addresses an uncomfortable topic
Unlightened – The state one is in after listening to a lefty pontificate
Ambitchous – A Karen that works to be queen of all Karens
Carcolepsy – The spontaneous reaction to accidentally tuning in NPR while driving
Irrightional – The state an unhinged lefty enters when defending a point in the face of damning evidence to the contrary
Cupidity – When lefties have a slobbering love affair with someone who eventually gets indicted, disgraced, jailed or impeached. See Bill Clinton, Andrew Cuomo, Michael Avenatti, Eliot Spitzer, Jim McGreevy, Jussie Smollett etc. etc. etc.
Bidentia — (word coined by Jethro… wants to hear definitions)
If anyone wants to add to this list, do so in the comments.
Progtard – someone who thinks they are progressive, but are actually the new nazis being anything but progressive.
Bidentia – A devastating condition where a severely compromised dementia patient is used for political gain by a select few “handlers” working in the background. All the while the patient is lead to believe he is cognizant and “important”, and is presented to the public as “legitimate”.
Germalist – a news reporter permanently assigned to fake COVID news.
CDC… Contrived Data Confusion
Commiecrat – obvious
Meditard – Ignorant medical people going along with rona.
Wokehole
Cringeshaw – The cowardly act of a RINO hiding behind his war injury while simultaneously denying election fraud.
Scaliaphobia: The fear that justices on the Supreme Court have when they go to bed knowing they’ve made a decision that goes against the Deep state/New World Order.
Fauci:Prounounced Falsie.
The inflated drawing of unwarranted attention to one’s self under false pretenses
Vaxcardashians
Celebs that will inject anything in their asses and make videos that demand vaccine mandates that THEY will never have to adhere to themselves.
Blacktivism:
Taking any event, no matter how unrelated and non-racist it is, and claiming it’s an example of “racism against black people”.
Maskadon – some kind of animal whose face is always covered.
Proactivism:
Justifying your activism by actually committing the evil acts you’re claiming to be against.
Examples: Hoax crimes ala Smollett or burning downs forests to “prove” global warming caused it.
Nazi projection:
Justifying behaving like a nazi by claiming you’re fighting “nazis”.
Ballotician: One who is trained in the art of curing ballots
Dillegal
Term for a person’s prescribed voting rights and party for anyone passing through the Southern US border.
Dhimmicrat
A specially taxed useful idiot desiring to become subject to a state governed in accordance National Socialism and Marxism, a form of social contract.
Whitmerized – The result of shutting down private enterprise by gubernatorial edict.
Dominiongineer
One who orchestrates 80 million phantom votes through deception, subtraction, and democrat precinct math. Prime work hours usually in the dead of night.
Ma’amtrum: An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration by a tranny upon being ‘misgendered’.
Killjoy
Consuming any television source that hires the likes of Reid or Behar.
BenedictArnold
A douche-bag hypocrite that demands mandatory mask adherence for everyone yet couldn’t even bother to put a sock on it while humping his illegal maid.
DemoralizationOverload
Attempt by the left to make the only sane people in this world think we will never win.
Attempt by Conservatives to help the left make the only sane people in this world think we will never win.
Jabba Yo Butt – a fairly polite utterance from a COVID vaccine protester.
Democrap – what the democrat party has turned into, everything they touch turns to crap.
Mittless
Being so fucking clueless that you sidle up to those that ridicule you, mock your faith, slander you, hate your guts & wish you dead.
Libtard:
1. Anyone who is in the “liberal elite” is really a progressive statist.
2. Anyone who is not “elite” but still calls himself a “liberal” is merely a sheep…
Libtards live in a fragile mental state. They survive by believing the propaganda the elite feed them about a lollipop and unicorn utopia.
“The modern liberal will INVARIABLY side with evil over good, wrong over right, and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.”
-Evan Sayet
Trumpivoting:
Excusing your own incompetence and failure by claiming Trump caused it via some lame connection you just made up on the spot.
(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Syn – socialism.
(I can’t recall where I found this)
^^^ineptocracy^^^ That’s about where we are now all over the world. 90% of them are fucking useless.
Califate
The mass exodus of California citizens to Texas, Arizona, Florida. etc…
A Ph.D is someone who has learned more and more about less and less until they know almost everything about almost nothing.
BlackID
A mythical document presumably obtained by African Americans.
Proposed by the republican party as a throwback to Jim Crow, Jim Eagle, or Jim Crow on steroids.
Akin to the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and UFOs.
Shartedvoter is a voter who woke up on Nov. 4th only to find Biden declared president.
Confaucianism: A philosphy blending some Chinese totalitarianism with a little American.
Blidiot – a blithering idiot
Citix, a newly minted voter who crossed the Southern border illegally but will be give all the privileges of citizenship so long as the vote blue.
Bureaucite, a leftist political operative burrowed into the federal system. Such beings are impossible to remove or prevent from weakening the rule of law and fair government.
Typerventilating –
When a lefty goes on social media and responds in all caps and exclamation points whenever they see a worldview that differs from their own.
Mucopolysacchashit Type III (also known as Hunter syndrome) Characterized by the ability to shoot yourself in the same foot you step on your dick with, then loose the gun and no memory of how you got that way!
Medicalist, the new version of fascist communist, often seen on TV demanding we live within their rules.
Dickless in Seattle
Describes any Democrat-run city where there are no men.
Arkencide
What happens to anyone who crosses the Clintons.
Cornpoped
Character assassination by a senile, dimwitted, old fool.
Superspreader – anyone who spreads the word that the COVID vaccine kills.
Wheredeygo – the off balance, dizzy feeling when you realize white people are no longer in any TV ads.
Pedometer, the distance you must maintain between Joe Biden and the children he wants to grope…
Flatulism… what comes out of telivision “news” readers’ mouths.
Fauxcipa – You don’t need mask, you need masks, you ned 2 masks, etc
Soshitlist
Shit-for-brains liberal (but I repeat myself) who thinks more government intrusion into our lives will solve all our problems.
Demopedophilia (variation: Pedodemophilia): Diseases of child-molesting Democrat politicians.
AZfoxed
A contest who’s winner is prematurely declared due to it being fixed, pure wish-casting, or the reliance of democrat weighted polls.
See also propaganda, democrat talking points, left wing bias,etc…
Example: The Atlanta Falcon’s fans were AZfoxed in the third quarter of Superbowl 51.
Fauxci- fake through and through. Pathological liar.
Clowngress-
Griftergress
autistisinister: Sinister is latin for left. autistic people refuse to look at people who try to communicate with them. leftists refuse to face reality. autistisinister people are leftists who refuse to face reality
Andrew Cuomo suffered an autistisinister lapse when he had to resign.
Hell .. why call them them anything new.. they’re all “Dingelberries”
Blucci – a black guy with a Gucci bag.
pResident: a corrupt dimwit residing in the White House instead of the real duly elected President
AOC: an odd c*unt
Reparations: a communist scheme to steal (“redistribute”) money from producers in the current generation for supposed sins hundreds of years ago done to people long dead to people who don’t deserve it
Dumpstercrier The art of reporting the peaceful riots with a straight face when the entire background is burning buildings and bodies.