New study finds Caucasian zygotes are racist weeks before becoming human (satire) – IOTW Report

New study finds Caucasian zygotes are racist weeks before becoming human (satire)

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A study published this week in Journal of Biomedical Science finds that human zygotes with European genetics begin showing an unhealthy bias against people of color as early as three weeks after fertilization. These findings bolster years of anecdotal evidence suggesting that racism is a trait co-mingled with the genetic markers for non-pigmented epidermis associated with caucasian individuals.

“It’s not hard to see that racism is present once you look at it through a microscope.” Says Dr. Melisa Humphrey of the Claremont Biogenetic Institute. “I mean – just look at that little Nazi clump of cells.”

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15 Comments on New study finds Caucasian zygotes are racist weeks before becoming human (satire)

  1. Obviously, they need to conduct a study of fraternal twins with different biological fathers, one Caucasian and one Baby-Daddy Of Color. It is essential we find out just how far along in gestational development that microaggression begins from the Caucasian zygote, and when the Zygote Of Color begins attempting knock-out punches on his sibling.

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  2. ‘Dr. Melisa Humphrey of the Claremont Biogenetic Institute’.
    Niece of Helen Keller.
    ‘I mean – just look at that little Nazi clump of cells.’

    Ann Frank –
    F’ you

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  3. it was further noted that human zygotes ‘of color’ tend to clump into little dance troupes & start chanting ‘Boom shakalaka laka’ quite readily, demanding European zygotes ‘gimme yo shit’ … yeah, you din’t build that

    “Racism” – just another term for “we be jealous”

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  4. Well, the good news is that being new black studies show white are genetically racist and that the Halocaust never happened, it is now fact that slavery in the United States never happened.

    Isn’t that great!

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  5. “…and when the Zygote Of Color begins attempting knock-out punches on his sibling…”

    Uncle Al, I think the key will be found on the cellular level, within the dyn-o-mitochondrial DNA.

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  6. TIME TO SECEDE

    …from the white haters, and the self-hating Uncle Toms in their world. Go breed yourselves out of existence in your half of the country and leave the rest of us alone, we like who we are.

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  7. Even within a collection of cells still in formation biologists are able to detect a perception of common sense and a instinctual appetite for self preservation. Weird ain’t it?

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