Another study released by the same guy states that a sandwich, twice a day, made and served by the woman, adds years to the the lives of wives.
It’s a painful condition that can leave you itching, even burning down there — and no, it’s not a sexually transmitted infection!
Just when you thought you had enough to worry about after realizing having a “depressed” vagina is a thing, women are also at risk of vaginal atrophy.
Vaginal atrophy is a common but treatable condition that causes the vaginal wall to thin.
And while it can be a problem for women of any age, it’s more likely to affect women who are going through, or have been through, menopause.
This is because the body produces less estrogen than normal, which has an effect on how the vaginal wall behaves.
Vaginal atrophy can also occur in women who have been treated for cancer, especially in those who have had hormone treatment for breast cancer, according to the Mayo Clinic.
Common symptoms include discharge, burning, itching, difficulty peeing and pain during sex.
This might seem like enough to put you off having sex for good, but regular orgasms — from your partner or a bit of self-love — can actually ward off the nasty symptoms.
And the key is the increased blood flow to your nether regions when you climax — it works almost like a “workout” down there.
!snip!
I’m opening a new gym to combat this crisis.
LA Fit in This.
Where’s an eye roll gif when I need one?
I read in a learned study that men who wear cow pats on their heads add length to their penis.
Instead of opening a gym for vagina exercise you should buy a tiny couch to do vagina depression therapy! Much more the serious problem!
This must only happen to libshit women who rarely wash the nether regions.
There are lots and lots and LOTS of video workouts on the web. LOTS.
Before you scoff at this study, I’d recommend you spend a little time in the morgue and autopsy a few elderly women. The vagina absolutely does atrophy after menopause, without regular use.
BFH, You will need to come up with some specific exercises and give them catchy names. Lets start with the Womb Zoom.
I’m with harbqll on this one. I have a friend who’s a nurse and she told me the same thing. She did 3 tours in islamistahn so she isn’t the type to bullshit much. lol.
I’m more interested in that sammich regimen, you know, the one for lunch and the one after supper. I’m accepting volunteers.
This is one of those threads where the men really do know better than the women. We know for instance that breasts need to be lifted and separated, that all women need to douche, that pads without wings are ineffective, that sometimes jelly is needed, that ribs on condoms make you feel better, that women can get gassy, and that sometimes you really do itch down there. Go ahead and scratch it honey, from what I see it’s really healthy for you.
Far be it from me to argue with science.
Oh for crying out loud, put some Tiger Balm on it and STFU
That explains Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi.
How did nuns get away with it all their lives? Nun = Ain’t got nun don’t want nun.
/just wondering
“Twat Toners”
We’ll Buff your Muff.
I used to refer to that as Rusted Shut.
@harbqll August 18, 2017 at 7:04 pm
> I’d recommend you spend a little time in the morgue and autopsy a few elderly women.
And here I thought hanging out at IOTW Report might get me on some “list”.
And this is how you successfully diet, kids! Visuals are your friend!
@harbqll Is that before death or after death. If after then that must be the Moslem excuse for necrophilia.
@ B_B, Jizzercise
My ‘girlfriend’ will rejoice at this news. We’ve not been even remotely intimate in about 8 years. At this point, it’s a battle of wills.
JACK NICHOLSON, MISSOURI BREAKS:
“KEEP THE DANG THING!”
My motto: “Doing my part to promote vaginal health since 1963.”
😉
Never underestimate the power of mothballs.
It all starts with wedding cake.
Where’s that picture of Moose scratching her crotch?
???
I think this study was done on humans.
Yep, now we know why the First Wookie was always pissed off. The Gay Barky wasn’t doin her up and she wasn’t making sammitches for him.
Somehow I don’t feel sorry for them.
Hey honey.
It’s time we practice the Kegel SpreadEagle.
Now bend over and give me 20.
Oh shit where to begin?
At the board meeting: Fill me in here
At the restaurant: yes, of course I want the stuffing
At the mall: that’s where you park it!
At the deli: seriously?
…it’s late.
@Eugenia –
The atrophy is pre-mortem.
The autopsy is post-mortem.
At least that’s when I do them, anyway. You tend to get in trouble doing them any earlier than that.
@Eugenia – I hoid that every comma in yer bank account adds an inch to it.
So what’s my ex’s excuse for his atrophy and shrinkage??