I was leaning more towards ‘Assholes’ but that’s not new for them.
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I always thought of them as contrabuffoons.
Or was it oboe zos?
Reed wetters all.
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I would say “Fascist” but only about 1 in 10 actually knows what that means so it’s lost on them. Really really horrible people is probably the most accurate.
11
One time in band camp…..
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We used to call it the licorice stick, but we never used it there!!
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The Borg.
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The fingering must be really difficult for that instrument.
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I know all lefties talk out their ass, but they play music also?
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I’ll just stick with “pedocrats”, good all around definition
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Being that it’s the English language ass can be pronounced like bass as in type of fish or bass as in base, so maybe this is really really an Ace clarinet instead of an ass clarinet. Don’t you just love the nuances of the English language. I should’ve been an English major or a History major instead of a Social work major.
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How about persistent rectal itch?
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Bed Bugs
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Not to be confused with butt trumpet.
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My buddy calls them “Fuckmenials”
but i like Ass clarinet
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‘Ass Clarinet’ – hmmmm, sounds really nice!
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You mean Communists isn’t descriptive enough?
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Brad, you can’t spell “crap” without “rap” so I’m sure you’re right.
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@PHenry – “…contrabuffoons. Or was it oboe zos?…”
Well done!
They could be skin flautists or never-trumpeters
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The only term that sounds right to me is 20 to life.
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Decrepitudes, Luciferians
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About a week or so ago I saw someone had designated them as “Booger Eaters” and thought that was accurately descriptive and had a nice ring to it.
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“Shittests?” 💩
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There’s really no word strong enough to describe these lower than the lowest life forms. Even animals in the wild have more social graces.
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My alternate spelling of Joe Biden is Joe Bidet. His only talent is cleaning asses.
The image of michelle obama on the toilet at the end of a very long shit, came to mind.
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The Joe & Ho Show.
The Chinese Global Socialist “Fake” News @ 9.
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Hmmm. Reminds me of a story I heard years ago.
A farmer in northern Ohio heard a song coming from his herd of cattle. Investigating he found the song was emitting from the back end of one of his new calves. After getting closer to hear it better he was super amazed. He rushed home to call the veterinarian that took care of all his farm critters. He was a good ole farm boy too, but from up in Mich, his only one flaw being he was a Mich graduate.
The vet rushes to the farm to see what all the excitement was about, and the two ran out to the herd of cattle. After about 2 minutes listening to the song the Vet said to the farmer, “Aw that aint nothing, it’s just the Ohio State fight song. I’ve been hearing assholes sing that song all my life.”
[of course I’ve also heard the story told the other way round, Mich farmer, and the veterinarian an Ohio State grad. I reckon it can be modified to fit the two schools of your choice, as long as the states have farmers]
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Ass clarinet – what a liberal uses to tweet on Twitter.
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ass clarinet, dick sousaphone…
all work for me.
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Hmmm … stick it up my ass … OR blow it!
Sounds intriguing!
I just call them crats…usually in a long, drawn out squeal…
Must be rap. Music that sounds like shit.
I was leaning more towards ‘Assholes’ but that’s not new for them.
I always thought of them as contrabuffoons.
Or was it oboe zos?
Reed wetters all.
I would say “Fascist” but only about 1 in 10 actually knows what that means so it’s lost on them. Really really horrible people is probably the most accurate.
One time in band camp…..
We used to call it the licorice stick, but we never used it there!!
The Borg.
The fingering must be really difficult for that instrument.
I know all lefties talk out their ass, but they play music also?
I’ll just stick with “pedocrats”, good all around definition
Being that it’s the English language ass can be pronounced like bass as in type of fish or bass as in base, so maybe this is really really an Ace clarinet instead of an ass clarinet. Don’t you just love the nuances of the English language. I should’ve been an English major or a History major instead of a Social work major.
How about persistent rectal itch?
Bed Bugs
Not to be confused with butt trumpet.
My buddy calls them “Fuckmenials”
but i like Ass clarinet
‘Ass Clarinet’ – hmmmm, sounds really nice!
You mean Communists isn’t descriptive enough?
Brad, you can’t spell “crap” without “rap” so I’m sure you’re right.
@PHenry – “…contrabuffoons. Or was it oboe zos?…”
Well done!
They could be skin flautists or never-trumpeters
The only term that sounds right to me is 20 to life.
Decrepitudes, Luciferians
About a week or so ago I saw someone had designated them as “Booger Eaters” and thought that was accurately descriptive and had a nice ring to it.
“Shittests?” 💩
There’s really no word strong enough to describe these lower than the lowest life forms. Even animals in the wild have more social graces.
My alternate spelling of Joe Biden is Joe Bidet. His only talent is cleaning asses.
Can it whistle ‘Dixie’?
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/whistle+Dixie
Flaming A**Clarinet.
*giggles*
The image of michelle obama on the toilet at the end of a very long shit, came to mind.
The Joe & Ho Show.
The Chinese Global Socialist “Fake” News @ 9.
Hmmm. Reminds me of a story I heard years ago.
A farmer in northern Ohio heard a song coming from his herd of cattle. Investigating he found the song was emitting from the back end of one of his new calves. After getting closer to hear it better he was super amazed. He rushed home to call the veterinarian that took care of all his farm critters. He was a good ole farm boy too, but from up in Mich, his only one flaw being he was a Mich graduate.
The vet rushes to the farm to see what all the excitement was about, and the two ran out to the herd of cattle. After about 2 minutes listening to the song the Vet said to the farmer, “Aw that aint nothing, it’s just the Ohio State fight song. I’ve been hearing assholes sing that song all my life.”
[of course I’ve also heard the story told the other way round, Mich farmer, and the veterinarian an Ohio State grad. I reckon it can be modified to fit the two schools of your choice, as long as the states have farmers]
Ass clarinet – what a liberal uses to tweet on Twitter.
ass clarinet, dick sousaphone…
all work for me.
Hmmm … stick it up my ass … OR blow it!
Sounds intriguing!
I just call them crats…usually in a long, drawn out squeal…