I like “emotional hemophiliacs.”
Very creative.
Let’s build out our lexicon a bit for these twits. We’ve popularized a number of terms over the years, and proudly (or ashamedly) we’ve seen them picked up on other sites. Nothing is more satisfying to see people using sh!tp!ckle, or chocolate starfish, for instance on social media.
I’m just feeling as if these participation trophy, shielded-from-the-sun, snowflakes who think they can shout and foot stomp and undo a presidential election, could use a new term to describe them.
Let’s see what you have…
Genetically offended
Aspergerly Affixed
Offendoids-
“Emotional hemophiliacs” works for me. While were at it though lets’ stop calling the “mainstream media” (NBC CBS ABC MSNBC NYT ect) instead lets call them what they are the the Luciferian media
Anile Arglebarglers of Acrimony
Social Malajustice Warriors
Cannon Fodder
Logically challenged
“Effete snobs,” from Spiro Agnew’s day
Fine Upstanding CitizenS…been using this for years, easily used in mixed environments.
Road Kill
Thermostat brains
Hey, if you guys have other areas, like Mainstream Media, that needs a new term – have at it in this thread.
Human Malware
I call them “Garbage Wail Kids.”
As a mother of two millennials who were fans of the Garbage Pail Kids candy & trading cards in the 90s, it seems very apropos, IMO.
“Effete impudent snobs” sounds even better
Oxygen thieves.
Waste of human skin.
Dwellers of the shallow end of the gene pool.
From Ferris Bueller’s Day off, “…The sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.”
Fragilians or Frailians
Vampire unicorns
Victimbies
Waa waa’s
I also like the portmanteau word, “Autiste.” A hybrid of autist and artiste, for those obsessive young’uns who are on the spectrum, but are absolutely genius with the parodies and memes. They kinda amaze me.
Anti-maga’s
Cellar dwellers
Non Existent Neurons
Fragilites
Tantrum Dancers
Weak e-Dinks
Darwin’s Curse
I kinda like R. Lee Ermy’s term: “Jackwagon”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo
🙂
Perpetual Objectors
Helpless Anger Monkeys
Festering Parasites
Helpless Anger Monkeys for the win!
Daisy Brains
Thank you Zonga. 🙂
Social Justice Victims (“SJV”)
Parasites
Worthy Targets
Really this group falls into two categories; communist agitator/organizers and useful idiots. You’re right. Snowflake doesn’t cover it.
“RECENTLY DEPARTED”
This can be taken as left the country looking for /snarky greener grass in Mexico or under the snow blanket in Canada. This can also be taken as shot and killed in the Rebellion paid for by George Soros and the New World Order. Take your pick.
Abortion Dodgers
(their own abortion. which they would now promote. #???)
Turd Burglars.
Proglodikes.
Non-contributing Dependants
Dependents
Empty Headers
I liked that movie “Bad News Bears” with Walter Matthau.
Booger eating spaz.
Clinton Babies
“Social Justice Victims” – you have to think about that a bit to get it.
I prefer the tried and true “Commie Assholes”.
Weeping pustules on humanity’s backside.
Fecal pods.
Sums it up nicely
Freedom Encroachers
MSM= Toe Jam Narrators…
TrigglyPuffarts…
Doom.
Smegma enablers…
Mewl-ennials
Carbuncles… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbuncle
Spongepants
Nauseous dingle-berries
How do ya get the Trump victory rioters off the street?…..You grab ’em by the pussy….
I believe Ron White would say it better…
Snifflin’ Verbosa…..works for the former MSM too…
Common Vaginas
How about pinworms?
They are the “Eloi”, and rightfully so. The noble generation that will sacrifice all their personal dreams for the dreams of someone else.
Children
Young Dillweeds
Human debris.
Imbecilitards
Pussy Willows
Urban Warblers
Chaff
Wall Builders
MSM = Nooz© Chewers™
Social Juicebox Warriors
Safety Pinheads
Neverlanda Jobbers
Perpetually Outraged Offended Psychotic Hysterically Embittered Angry Delusional Squatters
I’m gonna stick with “Crunts”. I like to keep things simple so the crunts know what I’m talking about.
Worthless pieces of shit is pretty all encompassing when it comes to stateists
The Pamper Pack
annie
Binky Brigade
(Binky is a pacifier)
annie
Kinder Kid’s
annie
@Jewel – Sorry I could only give you the one upthumb allowed, otherwise it would have been four – one for each of your “jewels.” The first one is very good, and then they keep getting better.
Michael Savage calls them, Red Diaper Doper Babies.
annie
I’ve never quite understood how the creatures formerly known as snowflakes can whine and shriek simultaneously.
Hmm. CFKAS, pronounced “Kafkas” might work – has an interesting twist to it. Franz K. also had a knack for creating imaginary environments with impossible features in order to illustrate human foibles and fallibility.
My
Little PonyMoving TargetNoxious Nits
PHenry beat me to it.
Useful Idiots is exactly what they are. Historically speaking, these are the people Marx uses.
Since it is exactly what was intended, I will stick with it so they can see it isn’t just a currently made-up term of endearment.
This is what I will call my liberal friends when they cry and gnash their teeth over Trump and insist communism is the way to go. It will resonate if I am consistent and not just trying to think of new ways to insult them all the time.
Those are easily dismissed as ad hominem attacks.
“Imbecile” has always been a favorite of mine.
Putting aside for the moment the Soros-paid attention whores, some of the younger children are genuinely frightened. I lay this directly at the feet of the MSM for child abuse. They have been scare-mongering against the right for years, and this is the result.
“Effete, impudent fucking snobs:” Even better yet.
Soro-babies
Idiot
savantpissantUseful idiots, it’s a good ol socialist term
‘shrooms
Society’s open, oozing, bleeding sores, Anal Wartz and Pustular Progressives!
MJA – Your “‘shrooms” made me think: mushies
illusory media
Make A Wish Media
The walking reds.
Soropods(those who walk for Soros).
The Irony impaired (if the roles were reversed they would be telling us to grow up!).
Sorolites.
Soryed (as in soiled).
But,it is hard to beat the most descriptive: FUCKING CHILDREN!!!!
Almost forgot, “Not my fellow citizens”
Howabout: Deportable?
Quivering sacks of liberal tears and unicorn bile. A little long so probably won’t catch on. Oh well
Meatheads – With special thanks to Archie Bunker
Drama queens
The greatless generation
fluke worms
excretions
snivilers
Main Stream Democrat Media = MSDM
Fundamentals = The lost children of the forgotten Obama years
STDs = Small Thinking Dependents
proregressives
Media: OPRESS™
For tv reporters: Newz Pimps or Newz Scum sets the stage correctly.
Perpetually offended
Useful idiots is exactly what they are. Lenin said so.
Soon to be “The Enemy”.
Sockjuicer or sockjuice drinker. As in SOCial JUStice koolaid drinking. And we all know those people and their ideology stink like a sweaty sock pile.
Permachildren.
Emotional Incontinents.
Loaded Diaper Babies
Proglodytes
Melts
@ Vietvet
Jackwagon it is. That was funny. Wish I could give you multiple likes.
Pusillanimous Polecats.
Wait, that’s not fair to skunks.
STD Test Dummies
Foreskin eaters.
Flower Bed Wetters.
Butt Vipers.
Con Shartists.
Dindu Muffins.
Sorosians.
Basement Dwelling Twats
Deadbeatniks.
Soylent Greenies
Herniated Dicks
Sobbie McShitPanties
Screaming Fascist Garbage Babies
Radical Sissylamic Turdists
I’m kind of partial to the name:
If you were mine, I would kill you, you worthless little fuck and bury your ass in the forest then file a claim on you life insurance!
Fart-wind Powered Lemmings
Media: Democratic Ministry of Propaganda
… as far as the snowflakes … call ’em what the Donald said …”pussies”
generation diaper rash
Cage Free Dodos.
Ramen Emanuels.
Rental Yardbirds.
Razists
Hot Pocketeers.
self-obsessed, illogical, unreasonable spoiled brats: fart-cuppers
Basementally Challenged.
‘pathetics’
‘human shit-stains’
‘societal excrement’
‘terminally-agrieved’
Unemplorables
Rent A Venters.
The Marks Of Soros.
Enematrons.
For the media, I’ve read and come up with;
DemSM (Dem Ess Em) (Dem Stream Media)
Presstitutes (those who work for and within the DemSM)
Campussies
Fecal Matters.
Butt Munchkins.
Mama’s Little Queefers
Lilies Of The Alley.
Not MSM, but …
CPSM: Collectivist Public Sector Media
GPM: Govt Puppet Media
PPJ: Propagandists Posing as Journalists
MMMM: Mental and Moral Midget Media
Newz Minions
Newz Mafia
Newz Spewers
(I’m using “newz” the way food companies use “cheez”)
Soros droppings.
As for the newsers. Pravdicks. As in USSR’s Pravda.
After listening to the accounts of last night’s tantrums I just had to fire up the Ramones “Beat on the Brat with a baseball bat” this morning.
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