New Tom Cruise Movie Scrapped Bill Clinton Lap Dance Scene at Last Moment – IOTW Report

New Tom Cruise Movie Scrapped Bill Clinton Lap Dance Scene at Last Moment

What were they afraid of, a lawsuit by Bill Clinton?

BWahahahahahahahaaha. It would be laughed out of court.

“Your honor, this scene has sullied the stellar reputation of my client as a family man, a Christian man, a man with the integrity of a… aww hell, your honor. Please strike from the record that my client currently has his hands in his pants  as he ogles the court stenographer.”

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9 Comments on New Tom Cruise Movie Scrapped Bill Clinton Lap Dance Scene at Last Moment

  1. well….I reckon we can all hope that sanity returns to these dipshits and the put all the cut scenes into the Directors Cut. But I’ll only watch it if they go after EVERYBODY fairly – GHWB, WJC, etc.

    This movie is definitely coming out at the right time. It’s cashing in on the smash hit tv show Narcos. Viva Cable-Cutting!

    As for Bill Clinton, he can….!me te de la lengua en el culo de tu madre!

  2. 85 on Rotten Tomatoes? I just saw this piece of propaganda and reall, it was as engaging as a doing a line of coke : instantly exciting but after I left, I wondered what I just saw. Guardian of the Galaxy with the Allman Bothers soundtrack. The use of hokey animation was almost as embarrassing as the characterization of Ollie North and the cartel bad boys. Cruise’s role was a sympathetic one, like Dustin Hoffman’s in “Wag The Dog.” He was fun to watch and root for but we know how it always ends.
    What dreck Hollywood spews. Nothing of note. I paid $8.83 for a senior ticket in Apopa FL to beat the heat last night. If I wasn’t sober for the last 18 years, a line of coke would have been more enjoyable.

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