Washington Free Beacon
Jeffrey Toobin, the New Yorker staff writer and CNN legal analyst who accidentally pleasured himself during a Zoom call with other professional journalists, has done more to unite the country than any politician in living memory.
The New Yorker suspended Toobin pending an investigation.
CNN took a more old-fashioned approach to the sexual-harassment incident: pretending it never happened and granting Toobin’s request for “time off while he deals with a personal issue.”
In the meantime, we have decided to honor Toobin’s commitment to national unity by portraying reactions to his now infamous “dick slip” scandal in a series of New Yorker cartoons and CNN chyrons. Enjoy! More
Funny thing is – I never heard of this dick till he jerked off during a Zoom call.
Now it’ll be his Epitaph.
izlamo delenda est …
Quit flogging this horse, it’s dead.
…the Toobin theme song…
https://youtu.be/PxRiIR0VDUM
Is “Little Slip” a new slang name for, well you know, in NY?
…or this for his theme, since he’s basically a chick anyway…
https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM
O-M-G! The whole thing is SO funny! That meme can be applied to almost anything and everything.
C’mon, man! He only took his dog out for a walk! It’s not like he screwed the pooch!
Joe? Whatchu talkin’ bout?
Do you mean Tubin’s little slip slip slip slip slip?
OMG, this is a riot. As someone who grew up reading the New Yorker for the cartoons, priceless!
Thank you, Dr. Tar!
The fact that Humpty poked out and flailed around saying it was accidental is too funny. Can you say it again but in a lower tone?
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cnns-stelter-claims-toobins-zoom-wank-was-accident
Jeff Toobinhishand . Zooming it live.
I love how the hashtag #metoobin is trending
Is this one of those ‘wag the dog’ incidents?
#8: “Hands Up, (please) Don’t Shoot!
I’ll see myself out…
another song for Jeffrey’s ‘little slip’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI&ab_channel=baybeecas2
another one …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKGNdy_Pi4&ab_channel=StevenTheAwesome996
… kinda looks like little Jeffrey too
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself but Jeffrey Toobin jacked off while on a Zoom call!
Beat It – Michael Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
Anyone remember the Zoom-Zoom kid from the Mazda commercials?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8h10S_9jTI
…here’s another suggestion for his soundtrack…
https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU
Wild Bill,
Toobin’s flogging SOMETHING.
He may think it’s as big as a horse.
Jeffery Twobin: The horse’s ass that’s hung like a field mouse!
Jeff Toobin did hang himself
They’re calling it a “dick slip”? it was more like a “dick slap”.
Toobin was choking his chicken
When he purposefully flashed his dick in
Front of everyone’s face
He’s such a disgrace
And causing people to sicken
I hoid his new web site is http://coughingchickenz.com
The question now is will he grow hair on his palms? Or will he go blind. Did he ever meet Dr. Ruth Westheimer?