Wait’ll I bite a pop tart into the shape of Goldwater.
Approximately 5,000 concertgoers were evacuated from the Homegrown Music Festival in New Zealand because someone thought they saw a “right-wing tattoo” on an attendee.
“Some of the Homegrown crew identified a person that they were concerned about and police made the call that person needed to be found,” Homegrown spokeswoman Kelly Wright told the New Zealand Herald.
The alert happened while bands were changing sets and people were moving around, so the police could not immediately locate the attendee for his tattoo check. Since they couldn’t find him, they evacuated the area.
“A person has been spoken to and the area searched, and as a result Police can confirm there has been no threat to the Homegrown festival or the public,” the police said in a statement. “While the concern in this case appears to have been an innocent misunderstanding, Police would like to remind people to stay vigilant and call 111 if they see anything suspicious.”
That’s good advice for Democrats in this country. If you see anything suspicious or triggering, call 111 right away.
Kiwi (/ˈkiːwi/ KEE-wee)[4] or kiwis are flightless birds native to New Zealand……………. (nuf said)
Any sane New Zealanders should move to America.
PHenry
And they need not to forget to vote on the first Wednesday in November.
Are they going to confiscate “right-wing” tattoos?
Can you imagine the reaction you’d get if you had a tattoo of Roy Rogers holding a HANDGUN, astride his horse TRIGGER, and with his dog BULLET at his side? Hee-hee-hee!
What would a right wing tattoo look like, anyway?
I should go to my local Bojangles and order a basket of right wings only.
“International 911 What’s Your Emergency?”
New Zealand : “I saw a white male pee …Standing up”
Kiwi. Rhymes with weenee.
Sad to see those folks neuter themselves so thoroughly.
So…….some women get raped in New Zealand and all men should be castrated and have their wee wee’s cut off.
Seems like the best solution to prevent it from happening again.
I wonder if that was a one shot tattoo, a semiauto, or fully auto tattoo of 20mm?
TDS brought the Weenies out.
Goldwater Pop-Tart. LOL. That is excellent.
It was an unfinished pot leaf tattoo that looked like a gun.
Won’t be too long before the have their heads removed under a crescent moon. Cowardice in your enemies is call to action for jihadis
Now that they know what works, imagine what the Left will be doing to bust up a party… and of course blame it on White Supremacists! This is so right up their alley it’s quite predictable.
Ah, it’s 8 more days till April 1st. Guess they couldn’t wait for their special day.
And they wonder why they problems with infiltrating ChiComs. Winston Peters for PM.
“When asked whether the incident stemmed from a tattoo, Wright said that information was incorrect. Last night police clarified the decision to evacuate was made by police rather than Homegrown staff.”
Gosh. It wasn’t over a tattoo because the police clarified that it was the police that made the decision to evacuate?
Now I’m gonna HAVE to get a tattoo.
What exactly IS a right-wing tattoo? A Fender Stratocaster? A Muncie transmission? A depiction of a suicide knob on a 1967 Ford steering wheel? A shovel? Some worn out boots?
I guess I’m confused.
Oh, I know… a right-wing tattoo would be a pair of Telco gaffs crossed with a pair of L1 pliers. Or, even better, a pair of gaffs and a rotary linesman telephone.
The Kiwis must all have left wings, which are no good for anything, least of all flying.
Being such a lovely, peaceful, and law abiding country, we can rest assured the Maori Motorcycle gangs and vicious drug dealers (yeah, they have them) will turn their guns into the local constabulary office after the law shoved through parliament by their PM.
I’m not surprised these are the people that helped our super secret court goblins use American military “intelligence” and the New Zealand military to try and Waco Hollywood’s public enemy number… uh, it’s Hollywood math, there really aren’t any numbers. Loyal American statesmen, with no divided loyalties, whatsoever, are still burning millions of dollars trying to extradite the terrorists (they, allegedly, knew the punks next door were videotaping home games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball… and didn’t stop them… those monsters!), from New Zealand to the Land of the Free and the Secret Police.
I am surprised that moving five thousand people around New Zealand didn’t tip the place over. Or panic New Zealand statespersons that the place would tip over.
What exactly IS a right-wing tattoo?
Tattoo “Right Arm” on yer right arm.
“Outta State” on the left and “Farm Out” on yer chest.
@TRF March 25, 2019 at 7:09 am
> What exactly IS a right-wing tattoo?
It’s the ink a trigglypuff has on that sack of flesh, between it’s right shoulder and elbow, that flails in the wind when it’s hangry.
“Long Live the Queen”
The only “right wing” thing I can come up with.
They are still part of the commonwealth, aren’t they?
izlamo delenda est …
Has the whole world gone mad?