New Zealand’s Lesbian Navy Captain Loses $100M Naval Ship in Peacetime Disaster 

12 Comments on New Zealand’s Lesbian Navy Captain Loses $100M Naval Ship in Peacetime Disaster 

1. Well isn’t that special.

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2. Texting and steering?

   What is it/them/whatever holding in the photo? 😳

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3. “Hold my beer…”

   Nice job. Idiot.

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4. Keep this lesbo the hell away from the US Navy.

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5. Didn’t
   Earn
   It
   strikes again.
   One of these days DEI will cost a lot of lives.

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6. The Babylon Bee is right on top of the news as usual with the headline, Lesbian Captain crashes after insisting ships don’t have to go into ports.

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7. New Zeland HAD a $100,000,000 ship?

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8. …soooo, not too good at damage control then, and…passengers? On a NAVAL vessel?

   …if they couldnt keep her afloat in friendly waters in peacetime, Im just a little curious how well theyd do if someone was, you know, SHOOTING at them…

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9. I saw some headlines about this story that were praising the moron captain for saving the lives of the crew after the wreck. Um, you know what really saves the lives of the crew? NOT RUNNING THE SHIP AGROUND IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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10. Anonymous
    Monday, 7 October 2024, 19:38 at 7:38 pm
    “I saw some headlines about this story that were praising the moron captain for saving the lives of the crew after the wreck. Um, you know what really saves the lives of the crew? NOT RUNNING THE SHIP AGROUND IN THE FIRST PLACE.”

    …Could be worse…

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11. Seems kind of basic to know how deep the water is at all times,
    Must of missed that part boating 101?
    Was it an all BLTQXYZ with guacamole crew?

12. “New Zealand’s Lesbian Navy Captain Loses $100M Naval Ship in Peacetime Disaster”

    Sounds like she needed more seamen in her life.

    Ba dah tss…

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