Starting in 2014 pro hockey became the first league to support gay rights, each NHL team having a designated “LGBTQ ambassador.” This is “Hockey Is For Everyone” month, daily activities will focus awareness on such areas as LGBTQ, ethnicity and gender equality, socio-economic status and those with disabilities.
For the month, icing will be referred to as ganache, and high-sticking will be encouraged.
Jeez. Puck me. Whats next?
BB-have the Girl Scouts let trannies in yet?
Let the “Butt-Ending” penalty jokes begin!
Can I drive the Zamboner?
Ah yes, but will they get rid of hooking because it’s a hurtful term?
Is it true that lesbians are like hockey players? They both shower after three periods.
No high sticking or slap shots!!!
I don’t even want to know what a hat trick is.
No wonder they like to body slam each other so much!
Well, puck me what’s next?
Get back to me as soon as the Red Wings put a gender confused genetic woman on the bench…
This may be part of a marketing campaign to generate more game watchers. The whole idea seems pretty limp.
That’s fine, but what is Cirque du Soleil doing to be more inclusive of straight white men?
Cross (dressing) check, or would that be cross (dressing) Czech…
One bench clearing bawl after another.
Outside the gay community in Canada I don’t think anyone knows there is a “LGBQRST…” Ambassador on an NHL team. I’ll bet every Maple Leaf player thinks he’s the Ambassador cause they’re sure playing like a bunch of pussies right now. Ok, sorry.
The time in the “penalty box” just took on a whole new meaning.
Bringing the goalie out?
Bringing the goalie ‘out’?
SENATOR MITCH McConnell 202 224 2541
PAUL RYAN 202 225 3031
MARCO RUBIO 202 224 3041
Aw crap. What a disappointment.
JOHN McCAIN 202 224 2225
50% of Hockey players on a team should be women with the goalie being a permanent female position! Start the transition immediately!
Hockey was the only sport I would occasionally watch so great, just what I needed, another reason not to watch.Will they hit each other with their purses when they fight?
Play your game and shut the fuck up. All the fans care about in any sport is the score of the game and the standings. We watch professional sports for a diversion; it’s just entertainment and we don’t need progressive politics infused into our escapism.
Learn from the NFL. The more political and “socially responsible” the NFL becomes, the more viewers and fans it loses. Even the NFL’s premier event, the Superbowl, took a hit because the ads were overtly political. We like the competition, Team A vs. Team B, and the social justice thing is just a distraction no sports fan needs or wants.
Calgary just announced they are changing their name to the Flamers…
Perhaps it would be smarter to just keep your sticks on the ice?
No more punching, only slapping and pulling hair allowed on the ice.
Instead of beating the hell out of each other they’ll fist one another on the ice.
I get the Liquor, Guns, Bacon, & Tits part, but what does the ‘Q’ stand for?
I never thought the toque heads would be right. It really is the manly sport of curling.
As Rush say’s: The chickenizing of American sport.
Dis’ puck’s for you!
Did you just puck me?
Did you just hit me in the ass with a puck?