Nip It In the Bud!

22 Comments on Nip It In the Bud!

1. Good thing that asshole only has one bullet!

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2. ^^^^
   “With no gun”, he said. lol

   I only saw the empty holster after he said that.

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3. I don’t think his bit is as great as Andrew c 1776 TM thinks, but it was an enjoyable bit.

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4. The guy asking the questions sounded like Goober.

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5. Nice 1963 Ford Galaxie. Just like in the show.
   Fort Payne Alabama? I drive past that town on the way to visit my daughter at Mississippi State. I’ll have to schedule my next trip so I can roll into town during one of their cruise-ins:
   https://www.facebook.com/3rdSaturdayFortPayneAl
   .

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6. Fort Payne used to be the sock capital of Alabama.

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7. That dude couldn’t bag Thelma Lou. Although I don’t think that Barney did either.

   I miss television programming that was entertaining and didn’t make me lunge for the remote. Agh. Make it stop.

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8. very good.

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9. Barney carried a gun with 1 bullet, but Andy didn’t. Wish I had that Ford.

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10. “I miss television programming that was entertaining and didn’t make me lunge for the remote.”

    Might I suggest ROKU. It’s a streaming service with a one time charge and gives you access to some extremely good programing. I think it’s $24.95 for the hardware, and that’s it. We have the DISH Network that we’re paying around $150.00/month. We hardly watch it anymore.

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11. I have a Roku. Love it!

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12. Jethro

    The wife’s a DIY freak. In fact the woman should be able to get her contractors license by now. Her only reason for not getting rid of the Dish. I finally pointed out to her that there’s a plethora of that type of programing on ROKU. I hate the Dish. I think I have her convinced now. LOL

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13. Dadof4 THURSDAY, 4 JANUARY 2024, 20:20 AT 8:20 PM

    Swear I see a revolver in his holster…

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14. Sure do miss Andy, Barney, Opie, Aunt Bee, Otis, Floyd, Thelma Lou, Helen, Goober, Gomer, and especially The Darlings!

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15. @Anymouse ~ is that a revolver in your holster?
    … or are you just glad to see me?

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16. I see a gun in holster, it might be a prop gun but I can see it. Barney carried a empty gun, the one bullet was always in his pocket, which he always fumbled to find when needed, den he would ALWAYS miss. Thats what made he great.

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17. Imagine Barney Fife patrolling the ‘hood…

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18. Fort Deposit, home of Priester’s pecans. Their retail store is right next to the I-65 exit for Ft. Deposit and they are the finest pecans anywhere-the best I’ve ever tasted. You’ll thank me.
    https://www.priesters.com/?gad_source=1

19. Mom met Aunt Bea when she was a professional
    ice skater with the Ice Capades.

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20. Fruit cake lady

    https://youtu.be/TGGtzhijvok

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21. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ THURSDAY, 4 JANUARY 2024, 23:03 AT 11:03 PM
    @Anymouse ~ is that a revolver in your holster?
    … or are you just glad to see me?

    Yes, yes it is…
    Appendix cross draw snub is backup. Cute little thing that I can actually hit something with when I pull the trigger.
    Primary right strong-side condition zero has a bit more bark to it.

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22. Andy made Barney keep his one bullet in his shirt pocket, since he had more trouble with accidental discharge than Glock.

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