How do you “stumble” to a record high? Did Hank Aaron “stumble” to a record high in home runs? Did Tom Brady “stumble” to six Super Bowl rings?
By Friday morning, the Times was back to projecting economic gloom: “For 53 million Americans stuck in low-wage jobs, the road out is hard. Despite low unemployment and a strong jobs market, 44% of U.S. workers earn low pay and are unlikely to get out of that rut by switching jobs, a study finds.”
When did the enemedia ever spin good economic news under a leftist administration with doom and gloom rhetoric?
There is never negative economic news under leftist rule. They even spin shit economic news in a positive light.
Amazingly, under Obama, homelessness went unreported, only to reappear the day Trump was inaugurated.
“Amazingly, under Obama, homelessness went unreported, only to reappear the day Trump was inaugurated.”
That there is some real MAGA stuff!
MY MOM IS ALMOST 94, SHARP AS A TACK AND ORNERY!! DON’T INTERRUPT HER DURING TUCKER CARLSON!!
WHEN I VISIT HER IN PACIFIC PALISADES, I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO BRING HER THE LA TIMES BEFORE SHE GETS IT OFF THE PORCH..I CARRY IT TO HER LIKE A DIRTY DIAPER, AND ASK HER HOW SHE CAN READ SUCH A PIECE OF SH!T…SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE ENEMY!!
“Funemployment”
Isn’t the general idea to start in a low paying job to get experience, then work your way up? I am sure the LA Times hires newbies as reporters. They certainly would not have started on the Petaluma Argus Courier and worked their way up to the big time.
During the Cold War the Soviets would use their
political agitprop “newspapers” (Pravda and Isvestia)
to constantly make ridiculuos claims about such things
as record Soviet wheat crops when buying millions of
tons of US grain to feed themselves.
The L.A. nutters have joined those infamous laughingstocks.
The LA Times is a bunch of stumble bums!
“53 million Americans stuck in low-wage jobs”
First they have to show up!!!!
Still looking for the “JOB” app om their phone.
Waiting for the “FREE” college thing to kick in.
Have a full time gameing gig, while living at gram-mas house.
To much “work” to get out of bed for a job.
I had a girl that worked for me years ago. She said she didn’t make enough, working for me. I told her, “If you just show up, you’ll make twice what you make now.”
Just who is funneling money to the likes of the LA times? It sure isn’t readers.
“Stumble” = stagger, fall, or trip.
All common words used to describe a Bull market. Said no one. Ever.
Well, it is an improvement over the original draft headline, “Stocks Tumble to Record Highs.”
Pustules make pus.
Rectums (recta?) pass feces.
Plant corn get corn.
Sow wheat get wheat.
So, how could it be otherwise?
There will be a reckoning.
izlamo delenda est …
All of our heroes fail up.
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.
BAD NEWS.
The stock market went up again. You know what that means. You’ll have more money, but will have to pay more in taxes!
“unlikely to get out of that rut by switching jobs, a study finds.”
So much for ‘studies’.
It’s funny watching print media die in their own lies, soon to be totally irrelevant.
@john – good point. Another thing about the Soviet wheat crops proving that Socialism doesn’t work is that in capitalist countries, good crops are taken for granted and never become news items.
NOV 2009-12
Obama economy “soars” to stagnation levels not seen since halcyon days of Great Depression
January 1943
Red Army stumbles into annihilating German 6th Army at Stalingrad
Dont recall that headline in the Hovaya Yorskaya Times
Stumbling towards Gomorrah is more up their alley!
The LAT has been a far left, American hating paper for at least 70 years. I subscribed to it from ’61 to ’88 beast the best writer I have read worked there – Jim p. Murray.
Most of their fiction was straight forward Americans are bad “news”. but their endorsements were (at least up to ’88) copies of Shakespeare’s JC A3S2 “Friends ….lend my your ears… For Ronny is an honorable man”!
All their endorsements of GOP men were in fact smears.
When Ronny ran for Gov in ’66 they did a 2,000 word smear which they said was an endorsement! This “endorsement stated off with’ We endorse the dumb red neck because even though he never went to Yale he can memorize his lines very well. This opening line of an endorsement caused 2 lefties to not prepare well for debates and got crushed! Names: Pat Brown, GHW Bush.
at the 3rd or 4th paragraph they said Ronny’s friendship with Sinatra clearly showed he had ties to Mafia.
I wrote 3 “letters to the Editor” before canceling my subscription in 79. This “endorsement was the reason for the first. I pointed out that in ’60 they said JFK’s friendship with Sinatra showed what a good, clean, wholesome man he was. ButRonny was controlled by gangsters because he was friends with Frank!~
I also mentioned that some really smart folk never studied at The Ivy League!
Anonymous
The NYT + LAT have been financially weak for decades. Resulting in many ownership changes.
Both these hate Americans “news”papers lied about growing subscriptions in the late 70’s + early 80’s. Infact their America hate has caused their readership to decline for over 40 years. Competent CF’s (I) have ways to monitor how productive our add $ are. Several CFo’s from advertisers in these 2 pubs determined that their adds were very UNPRODUCTIVE. they got together and hired “industrial spys” to determine if they lied about their growth of readers. The spys documented that the American haters lied (Gee, what a shock!).
these companies sued the 2 Times. It dragged out for almost 20 years – but – the haters of Americans lost, They had to make giant refunds WITH INTEREST, pay legal costs, and penalties!
were it not for loopholes (I admit that is a pejorative conservative word – liberals say “deductions + exclusions”! I may be D but I have always (like Ronny) been CONSERVATIVE!) Both papers would not be here!
I wqas a CFO not cf
I hear it all the time on the radio. How many times have you heard ” A sell off on Wall Street, the Dow Jones Industrial dropped 200″?
Seriously, 200 is a sell off when the average is now at 27,000+? Who, but someone who is trying to depress people, thinks a 0.7% drop is a sell off?