Sent in by Jerry Manderin-
No “me love you longtime” jokes. No Trans Pacific Partnership jokes, or “20 minutes later he’s hungry again” jokes, and especially, no pink muff jokes.
Okay, go.
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Grab her by the pussy.
Oy ^
You couldn’t have said MUFF??
Well, I guess I laid the groundwork when I said no muff jokes.
“It’s twue, it’s TWUE!!!”
The ambassador from Thailand ?
Smells like pre-teen spirit.
So who’s the bigger creep, him or Biden?
You have a brother?
You wanna come meet my mother? She’s a virgin. No, how about my father? Thought so.
“I’ll give you some candy if you promise always to vote Democrat!”
“What’s in your closet John Podesta?”
~Andrew Breitbart
Pedophilia and spirit cooking obviously.
WTF is this? I mean really WTF?
Whispers in her ear, “Stay away from Joe Biden and Bill Clinton.”
“Do you have a brother?”
There is a white guy forcing me out of my house
Obumbles:
“No, I don’t know where Bo is. Why do you ask?”
Or little girl:
“We no see your dog. Stop asking.”
Seeing how Asians who come here assimilate and become Americans it would more likely go like this:
“Kind sir, we have no knowledge of the canine about which you speak. Please refrain from inquiring again.”
“Wanna know a secret, kid? I’m still Indonesian.”
“Don’t tell Michelle I had sausage on the pizza.”
We need a welfare visit on the kid. Is she gonna be ok? Where is she now?
I think no comment is perfect.
I can’t even bring myself to make funny over a child in his lap. The implications are too much. I would feel the urge to yell something like: ‘Step away from the child!’
I just want him gone.
I’m too creeped out to comment. Seriously, Ihought all this “triggering” stuff was just a bunch of bs, but I think that when I looked at that image, I was triggered!
Sum yong Fun?
Are you feelin’ rucky?
“I love the smell of Nippon in the morning.”
I’m keeping my slant on this to myself…
Have you met my husband Mitch?
Not convinced that’s a girl.
…”at least I’LL go down as president”
Islam allows multiple brides and child brides, no?
…”thanks Podesta, can you throw in some ‘pasta’ with the ‘cheese’ and a few ‘hotdogs’ on the side?”
Mmmmm…she smells just like flied lice…
@LocoBlanco: Be careful, there. You’re on a slippery slope.
🙂
He can sure sniff out a tranny.
My Asian name is Kim Jung Uhhhhhh
Spirit HENTAI Cooking
(Barry’s right in there with the other pedos…
…just with HOT DOGS, not PIZZA)
“Stop it, Satan! It tickles!”
Did everyone see what I did? Isn’t it a bit early to put up Christmas decorations?
(otherwise, I ain’t going near this)
“My friend Joe taught me this move.”
The fact that I am creeped out by what I see, says volumes about the depravity of the man-boy who defiles the White House.
Oh yeah, and he’s wrestling her to get back his pink muff. I will not comply with directions.
“Do you know where I can get some puppy chow, made out of real puppies?”
“Can you guys stop being the ‘good minority’ and succeeding? You’re making us look bad. You’re making it hard to call math and whitey racist. Relax, slow down try some weed.”
“How’d you like to be the Asian Al Sharpton? You get Money, TV and radio shows (paying taxes optional).”
Oh GODDAMMIT! Somebody get Jarret in here. It’s great him switching sides but she did a piss poor job in explaining the complete process. Oh, and shoot that photographer.
2015 “The President snuggles with his niece Savita Ng after his sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, and her family dropped by the Oval Office.”
1. EW!
2. How many brothers and sisters does this motherfucker have???
I need to you send a wire to the main office. Tell them I said “owwww!”
Can you help me convince your mom to be a temporary ambassador to Libya?
“The ear muffs you received contain valuable information. It must be delivered to Dear Leader personally. Our contact will meet you on the plane to Pyongyang and give you further instructions. Go quickly!”
Bill Clinton’s carry on luggage from one of his trips to Rape Island
MJA – I can tell you are Mel Brooks fan. 🙂
Which is your favorite – Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein or Spaceballs?
Why would any sane person release a photo like that of a person who is supposed to be some kind of big leader?
Answer: not sane people there. Yet.
Barry doing his Michael Jackson imitation.
WTF?
what’s the big deal? … just two adolescent girls trying to keep their legs crossed
… are those Mooch’s ben-wa balls?
“… just two adolescent girls trying to keep their legs crossed.”
That’s it! Perfect! And that’s why he is the ‘leader’ of all Libbies–coz he’s 14 and they’re all whiny, crying 5 yr. olds!