A study out of Germany finds that a surprising number of participants had difficulty switching a small robot off when the machine begged them not to do it. The researchers believe the hesitation is caused by “media equation” where we treat the inanimate objects we interact with (televisions, computers and robots) as if they were living things. More
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But of course! Just watch the Twilight Zone episode:
“The Lonely”
Epilogue:
On a microscopic piece of sand that floats through space is a fragment of a man’s life. Left to rust is the place he lived in and the machines he used. Without use, they will disintegrate from the wind and the sand and the years that act upon them.
All of Mr. Corry’s machines, including the one made in his image, kept alive by love, but now obsolete—in The Twilight Zone.
I call B.S. Germans have no problem eradicating life.
Personally I’d shut it off with a hammer…. hammer/blowtorch combination.
The first time a Machine beg’s me for something, it’s eliminated from the Earth.
I’d hardly refer to Merkel as small….
(Give Me a break…It was either that or a Vibrator joke)
“What are you doing, Dave?”
What if we told the robot we weren’t gonna’ hurt it….. but “bad touch it.”
That’s what Dave should have told Hal. “Relax baby, let me run my hands all over your data slots, doesn’t that feel good?”
Yeah, that’s right. I just out creeped the Germans.
training us for when they take over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJ6RmMPGko
I get mad at my car when it beeps at me to let me know I only have 1/8 of a tank of gas. I yell at it, “I have eyes, dummy. Don’t tell me what to do!”
Claudia. the car isn’t smart enough to tell you what to do. The car does not know how far you planning to drive, basing that on one eighth tank is not it’s a long way.
It is just a reminder that you need more gas soon if you plan to go much farther, just like your oil light comes on when need oil.
Extirpates, I don’t mind if the light comes on. I’m ok that it reminds me, I just don’t want it to beep at me, too. It sometimes startles me when I’m driving and that’s not a good thing!
Every German car I’ve had said to stop driving after 2 hours. Mandatory 15 minute break.
It screamed, “switch me off, asshole!”
and I said, “eat a dick German cocksucker, we got 20 more hours to go!”
I would turn it off. Right after I took his batteries out and showed them to him.
Claudia- I have a microwave that beeps about 2 or 3 seconds after I open the door to remove something. It’s NAGGING me to close the door. I’m taking something hot out of the freaking microwave and it’s trying to rush me. WTF!? I’m looking for the manual… It’s gonna be sorry it ever met me. lol.
Claudia
You can turn that off on most cars. You might start searching YouBoob.
PS,
Trumps KILLEN IT in Ohio. Gave Jim Jordan a big pat on the back.
PS, PS,
It’s 110 inside that Arena.
Speaking of ROBOTS did anybody else see that android on FOX this morning from the KOCH Bros. If he wasn’t a synthetic, I don’t know what is…!!!
Those “skin jobs”….. hence, Bladerunner!
«Говорить правду во времена всеобщего обмана – революционный акт». Geo. Оруэлл
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Dave
Why are you taking me to the bay door?
OK, who here still has their Remco Lost In Space B-9 Robot, AKA:
Class B-9-M-3 General Utility Non-Theorizing Environmental Control Robot?
Yes, yes, LOCO still has his from Christmas 1969.
Damn proud to admit it. 🙂
And no, I would never remove his 3 D-cells MJA!!!!! 🙁
Sounds like LOCO needs ANOTHER intervention. LOL
Shoot holes in that POS Pal.
Brad, that intervention ship has sailed!
BigFurrier tried one of those at Oceans 234 in South Florida.
It failed…we all got drunk and MJA went to jail…
Claudia went underground for all of July…
My wife has a 2010 Toyota that blinks AND beeps if you don’t put on your seat belt when starting to drive. Hate that!
I’m used to my 2000 4Runner, it just blinks, doesn’t beep. Blissful quiet.
Domo arigato mr roboto…
But abortions and euthanizing the elderly is A-OK!
I have this little box that electrocutes chipmunks, does that count? Got a squirrel in it today. I like it a lot. I don’t want to turn it off.