No Reason Whatsoever

21 Comments on No Reason Whatsoever

1. She doesn’t want any more of your carp.

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2. 29 seconds is almost 6x longer than optimum.

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3. Proof God hates Libtards. What are the odds of getting slapped in the face by a fish? In any weather?

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4. Oh come on Al, That was pretty good….

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5. A right then a left, a right then a left…etc…it seems she’s getting hit by both the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean.

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6. @Paul — Yes, it was! And then it was too much of a good thing.

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7. Uncle Al, it’s a good thing I didn’t post the longer version!

   It was a little too much for me (about 3 more minutes 😬)!

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8. Talk about slapstick, that’s one slap happy libtard chick getting what she deserves. Can we give her the nickname of Slappy.

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9. Sexy?

10. Holy Mackeral, that was quite a hit, she might need a plastic Sturgeon after that. She appeared to Flounder as the video cut out. I had trouble Herring what she was saying. If it would’ve harmed her, she’d have been an Atlantic Croaker.

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11. Awe c’mon now already, how many times have yous guys been fish-faced?

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12. @Cynic

    The wave is so huge it makes her look like a sea urchin or a barnacle. It made her flat as a sole or a ray.

    In standing up to the wave, she had about as much strength as a tiny seahorse.

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13. Before this incident, she attended many protests with signs saying: MOTHER NATURE IS AWESOME-MEN ARE BAD.

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14. If it weren’t for a man donating his sperm, she would’ve never been born. That’s just basic biology but she probably doesn’t even believe that somehow or another she’s just a fluke of the universe that spontaneously evolved.

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15. Something about Ikea?

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16. A fish mauled Wanda.

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17. Cut fish or cut bait and she’s the bait.

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18. Imagine this being the only thing to make you famous.
    I’d definitely prefer obscurity over that.

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19. That appeals to the very lowest depths of my humor and appeal it does.

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20. is she the girl who came back with a red snapper?

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21. More like a pink snapper.

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