No, You Do Not Understand English – IOTW Report

No, You Do Not Understand English

Bill Hader has a great routine about watching movies made in England.

Here is a video that will test your skills for hearing English dialects-

15 Comments on No, You Do Not Understand English

  1. Hell! Sometimes i have to ask my friends to repeat themselves or spell the word since I moved to SC….
    So no, I guess I do not understand English!
    FJB

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  2. Why can I understand nearly every one of these accents better than the dialect of your average inner city resident here in the States?

    For goodness’ sake, the average Nigerian immigrant has a wonderful accent, and speaks perfect, grammatically correct English.

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  3. 45 years ago I was on a US military base overseas. A guy came up to me and said

    “av you seen a loondret, mite?”
    when I ignored him, he repeated it
    I said “American. Speak English”
    He said “I am fooking English, esshole. Have you seen a launderette? a place you wash your fooking clothes?”

    as the saying goes, two countries separated by a common language

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  4. I watch British murder mysteries and movies and turn the volume up.
    They mumble on top of having heavy accents at times.
    The worst to understand was the movie Snatch.

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  5. “Aya see m’dug?”
    “What?”
    “M’dug … y’no … bow-wow … m’dug!”

    And that was in Southern Maryland (St. Mary’s County).

    Now with the overwhelming tinnitus, I can’t understand shit.
    Most people think I’m a fucking retard because I just smile and nod.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  6. I go to visit relatives in Kentucky occasionally and people ask me where I’m from because of my accent.
    I tell them I’m from Michigan and we don’t have accents, but everyone down here does.

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  7. From new Jerrrsey where we pronounce our R’s to Massachusetts where an R is dropped following a vowel.
    Do you want that on a Hod roll?
    Excuse me?
    A HOD ROLL?!
    A hod roll?
    YES, A HOD ROLL!!!
    Ohhh, A hard roll!!!

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  8. The third video was interesting, but one correction. When talking about Jamaica, he mistakenly said the English β€œcaptured slaves in Africa.” The English didn’t capture slaves, they bought them at slave markets run by Arabs and other Africans.

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  9. When I was in Basic Training there was a black guy from the backwoods of S Carolina that needed the other blacks to interpret what he was saying. He was a good guy but he sounded like he a mouth full of marbles.

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  10. The only one I got right was (#4? #5?) the Appalachian/Smoky Mountains accent. (I grew up in N Virginia)
    When I was a teen in the 60s, we moved from Virginia to Bawstan, Massachusetts. OY! What a change! It took about 2-3 years until I developed an “ear” for the change in accent from genteel Southern to New England.
    Face to face, I was ok. Speaking over the phone…..oh HELL no. Boston natives must have thought that they were speaking to an idiot, I asked them to repeat themselves so many times.

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