DPRK (World News Bureau) – Pentagon intelligence sources confirm that undercover operatives in North Korea were responsible for a missile exploding during an attempted launch early today.
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Here’s the complete story @ Breitbart
The latest North Korean missile test failed on Wednesday, with the rocket exploding “within seconds of launch,” according to the U.S. Pacific Command.
Aw.
Good thing that we’re not letting them know about our undercover operatives, huh?
Scooter is great! Even mrs6pak has learned to appreciate him. And she is a tough sell.
When’s somebody gonna blow up lil’kim. He’s
damn near the last of the brood.
Seems dumb to me to confirm undercover operatives had anything to do with this.
Unless, they did not, it exploded because the design or build had a fault, and they just want to set Lil’Un off on a killing spree of his comrades. People who might actually make one that works. Confirming under cover operatives might lead to them being found and killed.
Where’s Sgt. Schultz? I know no-thing. No-thing.
I think blink may be onto something
L’il Kim… “When annihilate USA, I can haz cheeseburger?”
Rumor has it that the rocket blew up because the launch site exhaust trench was blocked. Piggy McPigface ordered the execution by fire of his entire kitchen staff of more than 150 people because somebody put too much lemon juice on his dogmeat carpaccio.
Since he’s shown his incompetence to respond,
wouldn’t this be a good time to wipe him out for being such an asshole nuisance?
Another glorious achievement of Our Beloved Leader for Life! Let the celebratory ground-level, anti-aircraft gun fire commence in preparation of a fresh, new batch of scientists and engineers!