Nominee for One of the Worst Journalists of the Day Award – IOTW Report

Nominee for One of the Worst Journalists of the Day Award

This moron interviews a witness to the Boulder shootings. She probes this guy to the point of tears, asking the most idiotic questions.

“Our sources confirm that at least 6 people dead inside…standing out here, what does that make you feel?”

13 Comments on Nominee for One of the Worst Journalists of the Day Award

  1. Sir, was the shooter wearing his Covid mask? Sir, as you ran away did you maintain a safe six foot distance from other fleers? Sir, was the shooter wearing a MAGA hat? Sir!…

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  2. Having been in that business in a former life I know that she is putting this on her digital storage medium as she updates her resume. It’s an industry full of shallow narcissist’s.

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  3. Once again these idiot democrats (but I repeat myself) want to call this a gun issue when it’s really a muslim issue. If the democrats had the brains god gave grapefruit, they would propose and enact islam-control.

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  4. Reporter: Were you afraid?

    Man: well, yeah!

    Reporter: Did you run from the store?

    Man: Heck, yeah.

    Reporter: That woman lying dead in a pool of blood – did you know her?

    Man: Yes, that’s my mother, 85 years old (starts to cry)

    Reporter: Stop blubbering and crying…I’ve got a report to file.

    Man: I can’t help it. She’s my mother.

    Reporter: MAN UP! Get over it! Now, how did you feel when you saw your mom lying there dead?

    Man: I was mad and scared, like anybody would be.

    Reporter: When you were scared, how did your stomach feel?

    Man: Real bad.

    Reporter: Did you crap your pants?

    Man: No…well..a little…maybe a lot.

    Reporter: We’ll want a picture of that….camera guy get over here and video his dirty pants. Take down your pants, sir. We want everyone in the world to know the sort of weak kneed man you really are.

    Man: I’m not taking off my pants.

    Reporter: Yes, you will….guys, get him and take his pants off….Oh, the stench…you filthy old man…you guys get the video OK?

    Crew: We got it all, pants, shit, everything.

    Reporter: Hey, I just might get an EMMY for this report….Hey old man, you can go back to mommy’s house now.

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  5. “Could you tell during the carnage if he used the Manscape electric razor to shave his hairy Middle Eastern back, crack, and balls? And if so, did you witness any rogue pubes around his Syrian scrote?”

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