Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, “must be beaten to death with a stick as quickly as possible” in a move that can only be “beneficial for the U.S.”, North Korea pronounced Friday morning.
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…well, the Norks can actually be right about ONE thing, anyway…
Gee Wally, those tricky Norks sure like to beat around the bush don’t they?
Yeah Beave, with a stick!
“Joe, the North Koreans think you should be beaten with a stick.”
“Look, I’ve been to North Dakota. I knew a bully there who looked like Yosemite Sam. And I stood him down.”
“No, Joe. South KOREA. KOREA, Joe. KOREA.”
“That’s what I said! What’s wrong with you?”
“Joe has something in his teeth.”
And y’all thought the Norks were ALL bad.
Just give Joe a paddle ball and let him work things out himself.
Watch out NOKO. Joe has a shotgun and he’s not afraid to use it.
Chop Chop
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Psst! Joe! You should do a campaign stop in Pyongyang to apologize. It’ll show the voters that you’re strong on international relations. Here, you can present Kim Jong Fat with this genuine Louisville Slugger as a goodwill gift.
*Muttley snicker*
Seems reasonable to me.
Rabid dogs are offended by the comparison to Joe Biden..
Finally, some common ground with North Korea!
Hey rocket man watch out this guy took on corn pop and walked away. Don’t mess with Joe 303030 whatever.
What effect on American voters would NK expect from THEIR ANTAGONISM to a leader? That we’d say ‘if the norks hate him, maybe he’s OK’.
I take this as norks hoping for a BIDEN presidency – Trump may have engaged them diplomatically, but it takes a (D)irtbag president to GIVE THEM stuff – like the nuclear reactor they got under Clinton.
They rattle the sword when there’s a (D)umbass president, play nice and wait when there’s an (R). They’ve been doing this dance for awhile, and every ahole regime in the world knows which party GIVES them more (probably with kickbacks)
Finally, something tangible that can be used as a framework to help stabilize peninsula. .
Quick, lets ask Joe to fly over!
Pervy Uncle Joe better start keeping his hands to himself.
Touching the wrong girl can result in permanent Sleepy Uncle Joe.
Kim’s brother must have been a problem too;
https://youtu.be/ak-ile2HUFY .
I wonder if Joe is gonna have a press conference and offer to take Kim Jong behind the school gym and ‘beat the hell out of him’?
(To paraphrase what Biden said about Trump- can’t remember it exactly)
Omigod. Somebody go tell the Interagency and the Foreign Service Officers. They’ll know whose whistle to blow.
I knew Otto Warmbier and Joe Biden is no Otto Warmbier!!
Too tasteless?
And, the democrats just though Trump blunt and direct. Why did NK come out again old Joe, did Hunter take’m for a ton of cash too?
The disclaimer in fine print at the bottom of North Korea’s official pronouncement reads: “This statement by the North Korean government is a paid political advertisement paid for by the “Draft Hillary Clinton For President In 2020 Campaign.”
F–kin’ A, Norks. I thought about doing that many times…MANY times. One time, I even went so far that I had to call a guy off at the last minute. It was Christmas, I think.
If it had been Presidents’ day, we’d all be talking about what a great statesman the sorry motherf-_-_-r had been before the mugging that went wrong. That is one day you don’t want to be on my bad side.
Say the word, NoKo. I got a beef with him, anyway.
Chalupa – Just give Joe a paddle ball and let him work things out himself.
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnLMAT5UCt0