When Southern California’s theme parks reopen as early as April, it could be with one very significant and silent difference: no screaming on rides.
The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on shouting on rides, such as rollercoasters, in an effort to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.
ht/ fdr in hell
How about we scream at politicians instead.
There’s only one thing left for our current government to do, stop our breathing. Not so far fetched, is it?
Oh for fuck’s sake.
There will be no fun in utopia.
No screaming during your rape is next.
Screaming is white privilege.
No calling the police when an 87 year old Asian man is assaulted on the streets of San Francisco.
Calling the police is yellow privilege.
Why don’t they just order mass suicides and stop wasting everyone’s time with all this bullshit?
Not screaming on roller coasters is already used to prevent VD. It has not been successful.
I would absolutely love to see how they are going to stop hundreds of people barreling down a drop going 60 miles an hour from screaming.
D-b-Farts: They aren’t going to stop them. They’ll arrest them and send them to an undisclosed quarantine camp for two weeks.
Just look at all the covid from Disney World!!! We can’t have that!!!
What? There isn’t any?
Can I still crap my pants?
Doesn’t a mask filter screams as well as breathing or talking?
Do any of these ‘experts’ know jack shit?
@ livingthecovelife
“Not so far fetched, is it?”
Waco twice, Ruby Ridge, LaVoy Finicum, Capitol Hill insurrection, I’m sure there’s more, I just can’t remember them at present. Not far fetched at all.
@Cynic
They’re YOUR pants. you can do what you want with them.
Cynic MARCH 17, 2021 AT 3:52 PM
Can I still crap my pants?
Isn’t that President*’s job?
Man-up.
When my runaway wheelchair careened down the gangplank of the USS POTOMIC in 1938, I didn’t scream. I did fill the chair pan, however.
USS POTOMAC