International jewel thief says she dindu nuffin’.
Payne’s decades of thievery in the U.S. and Europe were the subject of a 2013 documentary, “The Live and Crimes of Doris Payne.”
“I have a money card with $7,000 on it,” she said, adding that she is in the midst of negotiating a book deal and a movie deal.
Payne’s attorney, Drew Findling, said it doesn’t make sense that Payne would steal a bunch of necessities from the big-box store, which “is a far cry from what historically people associate with Doris Payne.”
“There’s no brooch, no diamond pendant, no earrings. She was at Walmart,” he said. “This doesn’t fit into anything she has done before and we are going to look at the video and see what’s going on, see if this is maybe forgetfulness.”
Payne was on probation for stealing a $2,000 necklace from a department store jewelry counter. The judge made her wear an ankle monitor and ordered her to stay out retail stores.
Findling said it’s possible Payne could face prison time because of the Walmart episode.
“At her age, that would be tragic,” he said. “At my office, we’re treating this like her life is on the line.”
ht/ fdr in hell
“LIsten up Homies, there’s only 160 shop-lifting days until Kwanzaa”
Would her counselor find it so “tragic” for her to be returned to jail if she had stolen his rolex?
She’s like Otis from The Andy Griffith Show.
Just put her back in her own cell.
Will the CNN story Have The Rap- Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga for a Send off ?
Hey, crackers who is the dumb Nigga now? Caus now Ise goin to gits me sum better movie deel!
Sticky fingers, I think there’s a job opening in DC pretty soon? Should be right at home.
How much Dindu would a Dindu do
If a Dindu dindu
Nuffin at all?
I’ll venture a guess that FDR is sweet on this old gal and looking forward to a little Dante’s Lap Dance in the not-too-distant future.
Go for it, Frankie! 🙂
We like what we see here, Doris. And we have a position about to open up. Give us a call.
Some people claim blacks have commitment issues – apparently not when it comes to recidivism.
Born to steal.
Did she piss away all that money she made singing with Martha Reeves and the Vandellas?