An image of legs in a bathtub, with text reading “alexandria ocasio-cortez.instagram.post.9-3-2016,” was posted to Reddit over the weekend. The image and text previously appeared on Twitter, 4chan, and online forums used for revenge porn, according to Vice. The photographer’s breasts are also reflected in the faucet of the bathtub when the image is zoomed, according to Vice.
But foot fetishists from the site WikiFeet, which catalogues photos showing female celebrities’ feet, said the feet pictured on Reddit were not Ocasio-Cortez’s.
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When asked about being able to discern the difference in feet, the user told Vice “Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet.”
There’s a WikiFeet?
But wait, there’s more: the experts at WikiFeet say the nude photo is of Sydney Leathers, who was one of Anthony Weiner’s sexting buddies.
I don’t know about all this shit. But Sandy is aging quickly. In a couple more months she’s going to look like a Venezuelan Granny.
It’s 1.25 am. I can’t sleep. I have FOX on mute. I’m watching Hannity, Dan Bongino, and Geraldo Rivera, screaming at each other about the border. Makes no sense to listen to their incoherent bullshit. Rush is right. Don’t watch or listen to “the News” for a month or so and you’ll feel better. Fuckemall! I’m going to switch to Hull Oakes Lumber Company and watch real hard working Americans mill lumber. Amazing machinery. I am also going to have a drink.
Go to bed Brad. We have a tough roe to hoe in the morning. My wife has nicer toes than Cortez. Just sayin.’ Gonight all.
Tommy
It’s 10:52 Pacific Time. However that has no reflection on my ability to sleep tonight. I’m not sure I need sleep anymore pal.
“…aging quickly…”
I was thinking about mentioning if she might be taking Ritalin or Adderall. I might side with Adderall, but I’ve decided not to bring that consideration up. But something has her amped up and nervous.
toby miles
LOL, this is no shit, I think she’s a little whore crankster. Said it before.
Here’s to you my good friend. And may you be an hour in Heaven before the devil knows yer dead. And until then, may the wind be always at your back, and your aim be accurate always. LOL Brad.
What the freaky hell?! Wikifeet?
That’s fucked up creepy, even if they were all podiatrists.
Tommy
I’m realizing now, at a certain age your survival depends on how big of a stubborn asshole you can be. The wife thinks I’ll live forever.
I think Cortez’s feet are usually in her mouth, anyway.
MJA
Seen your feet. They’re hot. Lot’s better than Miss Venezuela Granny. LOL
@Moe Tom – here’s a few videos that might interest you of steam powered sawmills that operate about the same way they did a hundred plus years ago. I find these to be quite interesting and therapeutic to watch myself. My dad says the sawmill he worked at growing up was very similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYuxHCKmZGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA7ocKRS-HI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAvurSjBVW8
I watch utube for giant old diesel engines
starting up and miniature lathes making
tiny tiny gears for a Rolex.
*yawn*
Was I “outraged” about a picture of feet too? I need the alt-left media bots to tell me before I give a shit.
What’s that smell?
izlamo delenda est …
Let’s just say that the location of her toenail polish can be a challenge to her at times…
Is that bathtub full of Purple Drank?
I never thought I’d see a use for people who keep the basement warm enough to not need pants, specifically because they keep the basement warm enough to not need pants.
(cue the jingle)
The more you know!
What ever you do, DON’T google or Duck Duck Sydney Leathers. Just imagine what someone willing to boink The Weiner Weasel would look like and leave it at that.
Gotta run. Time for my therapy session.
I wonder if its possible for AOC, or anyone, to stick their big toe up their anus. I could try, but I know I am not limber enough. Anybody out there care to try this odd contortion? You might make it to the six o’clock news. But I think its going to be like trying to lick your own elbow – a physical impossibility.